Her side.....His side

DisneyFreak

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
Hey everyone.....I had to take a break and post some humor.

HER side of the story....

He was in an odd mood Sunday night.
We planned to meet at a bar for a drink.
I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it.

The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this
restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny.

I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.
So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me.

I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything.
We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love.

But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep.

I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else.



His Side of the Story:

The Bears lost. Got laid though.
 

mickeyfan

New Member
Great One Freak!! I love the humor. After a loooonnnnggg day at work, it is nice to have a laugh!! Here's a couple I received by E-mail today!!


REDNECK HUMOR!!

How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?

There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.




Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!




What do they call reruns of Hee Haw in Alabama?

Documentaries.




Where was the toothbrush invented?

Mississippi. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been
called a teethbrush.




A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver, Got any I.D.?

Bout wut?




Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?

The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.




Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?

Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.




A new law recently passed in West Virginia.

When a couple gets divorced they're STILL brother and sister.


:lookaroun
 

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