Wut?
This thread makes no sense to me at all. Which would not be a first on the internets, but distressingly, everybody else seems to understand whats going on. So this time it's me.
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and let me add that those question marks are not nearly big enough.
I read through all 26 post and still confused about this thread. What are we talking about here!!!!!
The most interesting man in the world once parallel parked a train.
He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect.
In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He bowls overhand.
He is fluent in all languages, including three that only he speaks.
He tips 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
His passport requires no photograph.
When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
Stay thirsty my friends.
I don't drink, but if I did I'd join him in a toast to him. I just like the way I feel better at Disney...even more interesting. I was feeling depressed and got a smile out of the line about parallel parking a train. It's just advertising that brought a smile to me when I was frowning and thought I would share it. Did not mean to cause confusion.