Magenta Panther
Well-Known Member
The new bride is the ONLY thing i disliked about the 2007 refurb (in fact, i like ALL the additions to the mansion since then, including the new queue and hitch hiking ghosts. I don't miss the popups in there, they were loud and corny (not to mention a cheap jump scare for me as a kid, i never liked the mansion when i was little as they startled me, but not in a good way). The new portraits with the husbands' heads disappearing and reappearing is very well done and presents and very disturbing and moody atmosphere.
Until you get to the bride herself. I realize i'm going to get a lot of hate for this, but whatever. I'm not trying to troll anyone, be sure of that. The new bride just comes off to me as corny (much like the popups used to feel). And the effect itself looks bad for some reason. I don't know how the Leota effect and marble busts can look so amazing (even with age-old tech), there's just something that looks very unfinished about the new effect. I can immediately tell it's a projection and it just doesn't look right. I think it needed more tweaking. The smaller one at the end of the ride looks fine however (great i'd say).
The new bride Constance ruined the atmosphere for me. Ironic considering the old pop up ghosts interfered with the atmosphere in the old version. She stands there making horrible death puns in a goofy way. The old one didn't have to say anything or even move for that matter. Kind of odd, but in this case, less is so much more. The creepy factor came from not being able to see her face under there, just her glowing sinister eyes. You KNEW something frightening was up with her without her even having to speak or move. Sort of a fear of the unknown. It frightens you on a deeper subconscious level. She doesn't HAVE to make joking murder puns, pull out a hatchet, or brag about how she offed her husbands. All she had to do is stand there with her beating heart, glowing eyes, and obscured face. That was a truly well done and frightening character. The scene itself was amazingly enhanced, just sad that her story and concept felt downgraded (as well as the technology powering it looking rather low tech and unfinished).
It's kind of funny. Half the attic scene was heavily improved and rid of the corny popups in favor of a new more disturbing element. Contrarily (in my opinion) the other half was brought down to the cheesy factor of the popup ghosts with a somewhat poorly executed projection effect. I'm sorry to those who like it, but this is my true feeling on the matter. To me, the attic was one step forward, but one equal step backwards. I wish they could have kept the concept of the old silent and veiled bride, but just improved her with newer effects (she didn't need anything though imo). Coupled with the new beheading portraits, it would have been the ultimate creepy moody scene and the feeling would be complete.
You know I think you're right. Those cornball jokes Constance makes really don't work in her favor. I guess the point of including them was to make her playfully eerie, as that's kind of the character of the Mansion, but well, she's a murderess, and making light of it robs her of her mojo, so to speak. How about this: what if the Bride is kept in silhouette part of the time, and then a flash of lightning illuminates her and she's laughing and her face is all hollow-eyed, and she's holding the axe above her head, like she's threatening you? Now THAT would be scary. And it would be less obvious that it's a projection, because you'd get just a brief glimpse of her rather than an ongoing image loop. Just a thought.