Happy Birthday Nemo14!

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Arthur Wellesley

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rsoxguy said:
How quaint. A boat? That would suffice if she had nothing better to do than watch waves and vomit over the side railing. Here's my next gift, Mr. Insufficienteffort. Oh, and notice that my concern as a friend actually led me to take the time to find a gift theme that actually touches the heart?

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Her favorite team's logo painted on the sides of that aircraft would certainly touch the heart. For that I give you an 'A' for effort.
But what really means the most to the passenger is the in-flight experience. That is why I chartered Nemo & Hubby a private aerial tour of America's most scenic vistas, with a special tour guide by the name of David Ortiz.
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Painted exterior, or Papi narrator? I think this one answers itself.
 
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rsoxguy

rsoxguy

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Arthur Wellesley said:
Her favorite team's logo painted on the sides of that aircraft would certainly touch the heart. For that I give you an 'A' for effort.
But what really means the most to the passenger is the in-flight experience. That is why I chartered Nemo & Hubby a private aerial-view tour, with a special tour guide narrator by the name of David Ortiz.
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Some might call your efforts naive, but I prefer to use the term obtuse. You see, my well-meaning internet acquaintance, a flight with Ortiz would only cause the overpaid jewelry wearing ballplayer to fall into a jealous rage over this next gift from a true and knowledgeable friend...


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You see, most people would know that you can't go wrong with some bling...particularly over the thought of sharing a confined space with an overweight sweaty athlete. You used the term checkmate earlier, but I don't think you know what it means...
 
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Arthur Wellesley

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rsoxguy said:
Some might call your efforts naive, but I prefer to use the term obtuse. You see, my well-meaning internet acquaintance, a flight with Ortiz would only cause the overpaid jewelry wearing ballplayer to fall into a jealous rage over this next gift from a true and knowledgeable friend...


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You see, most people would know that you can't go wrong with some bling...particularly over the thought of sharing a confined space with an overweight sweaty athlete. You used the term checkmate earlier, but I don't think you know what it means...
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You are indeed an adversary most worthy. I was about to throw in the towel and declare your victory. But then I got to thinking, why would I bow out to an effort so slothful? I mean, granted, you can't go wrong with bling...you said so yourself. But what you failed to realize was, with all the other recreational activities & adventures we have bestowed upon the Nemo family this day...she couldn't possibly wear such fine jewelry 24/7 and keep them safe at the same time. Overlooking such a major factor doesn't surprise me based upon your efforts up to this point. Yet fear not, for whilst she is out sailing, flying, and seeing the world...she can keep her bling safe & secure in this display case I put in her newly-constructed recreational lounge room.
 
Nemo14

Nemo14

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NYwdwfan said:
Happy Birthday @Nemo14:

Too bad we can't celebrate at DTD like we celebrated mine but to remind you of our fun night I got you:

Some Wetzel's Pretzel:
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and a birthday tiara (actully I got you two - because no birthday girl should have to choose between Elsa and Anna!):

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Happy Birthday!!!
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Yay - a tiara for me and one for DH! Thank you! At least it's a bit warmer for my birthday than it was for yours!
 
rsoxguy

rsoxguy

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Arthur Wellesley said:
You are indeed an adversary most worthy. I was about to throw in the towel and declare your victory. But then I got to thinking, why would I bow out to an effort so slothful? I mean, granted, you can't go wrong with bling...you said so yourself. But what you failed to realize was, with all the other recreational activities & adventures we have bestowed upon the Nemo family this day...she couldn't possibly wear such fine jewelry 24/7 and keep them safe at the same time. Overlooking such a major factor doesn't surprise me based upon your efforts up to this point. Yet fear not, for whilst she is out sailing, flying, and seeing the world...she can keep her bling safe & secure in this display case I put in her newly-constructed recreational lounge room.
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Adversary? You use such strangely inappropriate language. Individuals would have to belong to the same league in order to use such terminology. No, I am a true and giving friend of Nemo14, while you are a well-intentioned individual who has lost his way in this crazy world we call the intertwebs. Your little house decorating idea was certainly cute for the minor leagues, but I have secured, at my own expense and through my vast contacts, a little room at a little place you may recognize from the news. Checkmate on your behalf? I think not...

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acishere

acishere

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rsoxguy said:
How quaint. A boat? That would suffice if she had nothing better to do than watch waves and vomit over the side railing. Here's my next gift, Mr. Insufficienteffort. Oh, and notice that my concern as a friend actually led me to take the time to find a gift theme that actually touches the heart?

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*peels back the JetBlue wrap on the plane*
Hey, this is a Malaysian Airlines plane! Where did you find this?!
 

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