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UNCgolf

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That’s a fiery hot take!

Is it? To me it's a better (in terms of execution, place setting, attention to detail, etc.) ride than Little Mermaid, Seven Dwarfs, Alien Swirling Saucers, Smugglers Run, Slinky Dog, Toy Story Mania, Finding Nemo, Magic Carpets of Aladdin, Imagination, Frozen Ever After, Mission: Space, Ratatouille, Test Track 2.0, Triceratops Spin, Primeval Whirl, and Soarin'.

I'm not going to say it's better than Flight of Passage, even though I think I personally enjoy it more if all things were equal (i.e. if they were both always a walk-on I'd probably ride NRJ 6 or 7 times out of 10). It's not better than fully functioning Expedition Everest, although I might prefer it to the current diminished version (not just the Yeti, which I never saw operational anyways, but all of the other missing effects). I haven't been on Rise or MMRR, but I'm okay with calling them better.

I think that's every ride that's opened at WDW this century, although I could be forgetting one or two.

Obviously it's all subjective and there are several rides on my list that many people will prefer to NRJ, but I don't think anyone would have it in their bottom 5 and a significant number wouldn't have it in their bottom 10. That's not the same as best, of course, but I was only talking about my personal opinion with that modifier anyways.
 
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UNCgolf

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They look and say "considering how much time and money I sunk to be able to ride this thing, did it deliver an awesome experience"? And if the answer is no, then no amount of explanation will suffice to change their mind.

I've always thought this was the biggest issue most people have with NRJ. It's not a 60+ minute wait kind of ride, so of course people are let down when they wait that long to ride it. If it was at the Magic Kingdom, where it would probably have waits more in line with something like Winnie the Pooh, I think people would appreciate it far more for what it is.
 

yensidtlaw1969

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I've always thought this was the biggest issue most people have with NRJ. It's not a 60+ minute wait kind of ride, so of course people are let down when they wait that long to ride it. If it was at the Magic Kingdom, where it would probably have waits more in line with something like Winnie the Pooh, I think people would appreciate it far more for what it is.
It's funny to me that part of the reason the New Fantasyland project came about was because of the problem where "The smallest guests were waiting in the longest lines for the shortest rides" . . . so they built Seven Dwarfs Mine Train, which solves approximately none of those problems.

Similar could be said for Na'vi River Journey - most of the attractions in Animal Kingdom throw you around to some extent, and there are few tame enough for the whole family to enjoy together . . . which means the line for the newest one that everyone can ride will always have a ridiculous wait that never seems worth it, because the demographic for Na'vi River Journey is simply too large and has too few alternatives within that park.
 

UNCgolf

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It's funny to me that part of the reason the New Fantasyland project came about was because of the problem where "The smallest guests were waiting in the longest lines for the shortest rides" . . . so they built Seven Dwarfs Mine Train, which solves approximately none of those problems.

Little Mermaid solves them! Although that's because it's not very good so people don't really care about riding it, which was certainly not the intention.
 

No Name

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Yes
To me it's a better (in terms of execution, place setting, attention to detail, etc.) ride than Little Mermaid, Seven Dwarfs, Alien Swirling Saucers, Smugglers Run, Slinky Dog, Toy Story Mania, Finding Nemo, Magic Carpets of Aladdin, Imagination, Frozen Ever After, Mission: Space, Ratatouille, Test Track 2.0, Triceratops Spin, Primeval Whirl, and Soarin'.

I'm not going to say it's better than Flight of Passage, even though I think I personally enjoy it more if all things were equal (i.e. if they were both always a walk-on I'd probably ride NRJ 6 or 7 times out of 10). It's not better than fully functioning Expedition Everest, although I might prefer it to the current diminished version (not just the Yeti, which I never saw operational anyways, but all of the other missing effects). I haven't been on Rise or MMRR, but I'm okay with calling them better.

I think that's every ride that's opened at WDW this century, although I could be forgetting one or two.

Obviously it's all subjective and there are several rides on my list that many people will prefer to NRJ, but I don't think anyone would have it in their bottom 5 and a significant number wouldn't have it in their bottom 10. That's not the same as best, of course, but I was only talking about my personal opinion with that modifier anyways.
Yeah of course there’s nothing wrong with that opinion, I just think most would indeed have it in their bottom 10, nor did I take “one of the best” to include the entire top half.

For one thing, the website TouringPlans takes detailed surveys similar to Disney’s GSATs, and NRJ is pretty much lower than everything on that list but Imagination, Nemo, Mermaid, the green Mission:Space, and the flat rides (except among little kids). So that’s like 13.5th place. TouringPlans probably isn’t the most representative sample (though I don’t know any specific bias) but really there’s not much objective stuff to go off of. I’d just bet good money that if you asked 100 random guests, NRJ wouldn’t sit toward the top for most.
 

UNCgolf

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Yes

Yeah of course there’s nothing wrong with that opinion, I just think most would indeed have it in their bottom 10, nor did I take “one of the best” to include the entire top half.

For one thing, the website TouringPlans takes detailed surveys similar to Disney’s GSATs, and NRJ is pretty much lower than everything on that list but Imagination, Nemo, Mermaid, the green Mission:Space, and the flat rides (except among little kids). So that’s like 13.5th place. TouringPlans probably isn’t the most representative sample (though I don’t know any specific bias) but really there’s not much objective stuff to go off of. I’d just bet good money that if you asked 100 random guests, NRJ wouldn’t sit toward the top for most.

As I said above, though, the wait time is a major factor in GSAT scores. I bet the GSAT scores for NRJ would be significantly higher if people were only waiting 20 minutes to ride it instead of an hour or longer. That's true for every ride to an extent, but NRJ is a C ticket with D or sometimes E ticket wait times. That makes it underwhelming almost by default for average guests.

Physical thrill also has a major effect on GSATs. Roller coasters almost always have high guest satisfaction ratings, but a ride like Slinky Dog Dash (or Primeval Whirl before it closed) is close to being an off the shelf coaster that you can ride all over the country. Disney could probably drop in 5 off the shelf coasters around the parks and they'd all get good GSAT scores, but that wouldn't mean they were great attractions. Even Kali River Rapids has pretty good scores on Touring Plans.

I don't think it makes any sense to argue they're better attractions in terms of overall design than a ride like NRJ. Of course ride design is subjective too, but that was the basis of my argument -- and I didn't expect many people to agree regardless.
 
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BrianLo

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I just want to point out to @yensidtlaw1969 and @UNCgolf that you do not stop in Shanghai Pirates in front of screens. Apart from perhaps the reverse section briefly. There is constant motion with the Imax portions.

As someone who takes major issues with both Gringott's and Ratatouille over these perceived issues, I will say videos again do not do it justice. A common refrain. The integration looks way worse in still video frames than it really is.
 

EricsBiscuit

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I just want to point out to @yensidtlaw1969 and @UNCgolf that you do not stop in Shanghai Pirates in front of screens. Apart from perhaps the reverse section briefly. There is constant motion with the Imax portions.

As someone who takes major issues with both Gringott's and Ratatouille over these perceived issues, I will say videos again do not do it justice. A common refrain. The integration looks way worse in still video frames than it really is.
Not to mention the score is amazing.
 

UNCgolf

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I just want to point out to @yensidtlaw1969 and @UNCgolf that you do not stop in Shanghai Pirates in front of screens. Apart from perhaps the reverse section briefly. There is constant motion with the Imax portions.

As someone who takes major issues with both Gringott's and Ratatouille over these perceived issues, I will say videos again do not do it justice. A common refrain. The integration looks way worse in still video frames than it really is.

I know you don't stop -- it's the fact that in places screens and action on them are a replacement for physical sets/AAs. That's the ride's biggest failing. The fact that you're moving while looking at the screens doesn't really make a difference to the way I perceive them and how they break my immersion.

Again, though, it looks like a tremendous ride. It's not like we're arguing it's a poorly made, bad ride. Screens used in the way they're used in places on Shanghai Pirates just fundamentally don't work for some people, so those areas are flawed for us.
 
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yensidtlaw1969

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I just want to point out to @yensidtlaw1969 and @UNCgolf that you do not stop in Shanghai Pirates in front of screens. Apart from perhaps the reverse section briefly. There is constant motion with the Imax portions.

As someone who takes major issues with both Gringott's and Ratatouille over these perceived issues, I will say videos again do not do it justice. A common refrain. The integration looks way worse in still video frames than it really is.
I'm aware, hence my use of quotes around "parked" (in front of the screen). The motion of the boat relative to the action onscreen is minimal. The sideways crawl hardly provides sufficient simulator effect relative to the dramatic forward, downward, and upward motions the projections suggest you're doing - In effect, you are essentially stopped in front of the screens, despite not being literally stopped.

I do find it funny how I can sing the praises of so many elements of this attraction, but my dislike of this one point becomes so contentious. Unfortunately, I don't really expect to be swayed - Projection domes without a sufficient motion base (or 3D glasses, which I don't love but do at least increase the impact of video) are already too much of a shortcut to storytelling for my tastes, and then on top of that leaving edge of the screen nearest guests so plainly unmasked . . . It's one thing when it's the top edge 40 feet above the riders' heads, but right there? I don't accept it - there are simple solutions to this that could have been utilized and weren't. They cost money, sure, but they have it. It shouldn't be expected that we wave our attention away, it should not be visible.

If you want to call your attraction seamless then you must either hide the seams or feature them meaningfully. The nearest they come to featuring it is this moment where the waterline meets that of the surface of the ocean in the video, but it's a little undone by 2 things - 1) That we "rise" from the depths of the ocean to the surface right before this moment, taking us from a bit where we're meant to ignore the edge of the screen as we have so far in the ride, then immediately to one where it suddenly "counts", which is an odd choice that would have been improved by some physical separation of these moments, and 2) By not taking the opportunity to have jets of actual water shoot out along the edge of the screen in conjunction with the Flying Dutchman breaching the surface - intsead the rushing water onscreen immediately just stops and the water we ride through is awkwardly still, even though we're suddenly meant feel we're on the same plane as all the ships on the screen:

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Let me be clear, none of this "tanks" the attraction - it's still very good and has lots of exceptional features. But these sorts of moments are just such a turn-off for me, likely because the attraction has so many strengths. I simply expect better integration of the screens if they're going to be such a meaningful part of the experience - and if they can't be integrated then I wish they'd have found ways to navigate with less of them. I think they are the weakest points of a great attraction and that editing them out or raising their grade would have made the attraction virtually unimpeachable. Though I am still disappointed by how few Animatronics there are, given how Pirates historically is known for having so many.

But now we're wildly off topic.
 
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UNCgolf

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By the way, as for NRJ -- I was thinking about it more and I think this is the easiest way to sum up my feelings. It's not even really about the quality of NRJ itself but about the overall design ethos behind it.

If Disney was going to give someone $300m to build a new E ticket dark ride in the vein of things like Spaceship Earth, Splash Mountain, POTC, and Haunted Mansion, and you had to pick someone to design it based on one ride of NRJ, Frozen Ever After, Slinky Dog Dash, Seven Dwarfs Mine Train, Ratatouille, and Toy Story Mania, I think the NRJ designer is the easy pick based on the overall attention to detail in that attraction. I'd have more faith they would build something approaching the quality of the aforementioned attractions than any of the other designers (for the sake of argument here this is a blind pick where you know nothing else about the people beyond those specific attractions -- also if you threw in the Shanghai Pirates designer they'd be my #2 choice over the others!). That's my favorite type of ride, so of course I'm going to prefer/enjoy something that leans closer to them in overall execution.

And that's my last comment regarding NRJ in this thread.
 
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Poseidon Quest

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If Disney was going to give someone $300m to build a new E ticket dark ride in the vein of things like Spaceship Earth, Splash Mountain, POTC, and Haunted Mansion, and you had to pick someone to design it based on one ride of NRJ, Frozen Ever After, Slinky Dog Dash, Seven Dwarfs Mine Train, Ratatouille, and Toy Story Mania, I think the NRJ designer is the easy pick based on the overall attention to detail in that attraction. I'd have more faith they would build something approaching the quality of the aforementioned attractions than any of the other designers (for the sake of argument here this is a blind pick where you know nothing else about the people beyond those specific attractions -- also if you threw in the Shanghai Pirates designer they'd be my #2 choice over the others!). That's my favorite type of ride, so of course I'm going to prefer/enjoy something that leans closer to them in overall execution.

I think the difference between NJR and the recent slate of lazy IP throwup is definitely the effort put into it. It seems that NJR suffers from not being great not because there wasn't an effort, but rather because the rest of the land and Flight of Passage sucked up the budget. Given a proper redo, it would probably be one of the best Disney attractions ever created if Joe Rohde and his team were allowed to spend more on it.
 

pdude81

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I think the difference between NJR and the recent slate of lazy IP throwup is definitely the effort put into it. It seems that NJR suffers from not being great not because there wasn't an effort, but rather because the rest of the land and Flight of Passage sucked up the budget. Given a proper redo, it would probably be one of the best Disney attractions ever created if Joe Rohde and his team were allowed to spend more on it.
It's pretty good as is IMO. It just needs to be at least 2 minutes longer.
 

Casper Gutman

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I think the difference between NJR and the recent slate of lazy IP throwup is definitely the effort put into it. It seems that NJR suffers from not being great not because there wasn't an effort, but rather because the rest of the land and Flight of Passage sucked up the budget. Given a proper redo, it would probably be one of the best Disney attractions ever created if Joe Rohde and his team were allowed to spend more on it.
NRJ is very good at creating a mood, setting a stage, and that's it. That's not nothing... in fact it's a lot, given other Disney dark rides that fail miserably at doing that. But that, alone, doesn't make a ride. It's a well written "It was a dark and stormy night" opening paragraph or, to be more exact, the opening caverns of the WDW version of Pirates. It gives you a base on which to build.

But ultimately what NRJ actually is is about three small rooms full of very well done fantasy foliage and mood lighting capped by an impressive but off-putting AA figure. To say it is short seems like such a banal statement as to hardly be worth reiterating, but there's more to that then it may seem at first. Classic Fantasyland dark rides like Toad or Pan were short as well, but they whisked you through a multitude of rapidly changing environments and in doing so gave more of an illusion of content. NRJ is not only a single environment, it is largely the SAME environment that exists throughout the rest of the land. I sometimes travel with individuals who have difficulty getting into and out of ride vehicles, and NRJ is one of the very few attractions where I find myself questioning whether the transfer is worth the effort.

Honestly, if I wanted to lavish an unlimited budget on one recent dark ride team, I'd probably pick the Mermaid gang. I suspect this will be a very controversial opinion, but (especially when the queue is considered) that's the recent ride that seems to have the most flashes of classic Disney dark ride, despite some glaring missteps and budget problems.
 
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Casper Gutman

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I don't know why you're assuming we're dismissing rides when both UNCgolf and I have both clearly bent over backwards to explain that we feel there are many great qualities to Shanghai's Pirates - so that seems more like you reading what you want to read, and since we're both adults I'm not going to entertain that.

That said, the difference here is that the IMAX screens in Horizons and World of Motion were used in a much more presentational way, being that they were both much more presentational attractions. They weren't linear, "immersive" attractions where you were meant to feel like you were going on one continuous physical journey from start to finish the way that Shanghai's Pirates is.

You couldn't chart your trip through World of Motion on a theoretical map by drawing an unbroken line, but you could with Shanghai's Pirates. It's meant to transport you to a specific place and time and make you feel like "you are THERE" and riding through that space, and neither Horizons nor World of Motion shared that same goal. The jump cuts alone in both the Horizons domes and the WoM speed tunnel footage are enough to make clear this difference, though omnicient narration and the time-traveling components of both rides also speak to this.

Ultimately, the difference in fuction between the Horizons and World of Motion screens is enough to justify their use within those rides, as they were meant to be percieved as movie screens. The Speed Tunnel created the sensation of accerating past the projected images, but you weren't meant to believe it wasn't a projection the way you're meant to in Pirates. Horizons and WoM were both highly abstracted journeys that bounced across space and time, and used presentational attraction conventions throughout to convey this tone. They didn't share the same goals as Shanghai's Pirates, and the way those screens were used reflect that.

But then again, I'm also not advocating for any sort of "throwing the baby out with the bathwater" with regards to attractions with projection domes, so the example is somewhat irrelevant anyway.
I apologize for misstating your argument, but your comparison of Pirates to Rat, despite the many caveats, struck me as (unfairly, I'm sure) somewhat dismissive. The reason I question the invocation of Rat is that it quite literally parks you in front of the screen and allows even the most unobservant guests the opportunity to see the seams between screen and reality. Pirates, like Spidey, overwhelms the rider with visual activity and the sheer scope of the screens. The images you have posted clearly show the seams (and it seems like a small water screen might have gone a long way), but the proof is in the pudding - when you are on the ride, are those seams intrusive? Because if I want to, I can find the seams on Spidey - or on Disneyland's Pirates. No ride is or can be fully seamless.
 

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