Right. I don’t think it was, either. But I don’t think it was written to be exciting. I honestly suspect they plugged each location of the new Tiana “mini-land” into ChatGPT and asked it to write a backstory for Tiana.
But the point is that backstories like this are written for nearly all attractions, and they’re not designed to promote the attraction or to build excitement. They’re working documents that serve to ensure each element fits into the same theme.
If this is a backstory, it’s like WDI releasing schematics, concept art, or storyboards. Those things rarely tell the story of an attraction.