funny stories from other people....

NowInc

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This was almost 2 years ago already...

me and a friend were walking around world showcase (we were bored...) and we get to paris..we see beast doing a meet n greet...whatever..we just decided to stand back and watch (seeing how he was the first character we have seen in the parks in the last 4 days or so)..at one point...i guess he needed a break or something..he walked away from the line..and walked up to the wall...facing it..and just stood there...me and my friend made the observation that it looked like he was taking a leak....so we made a joke "all he needs to do is put his hand on the wall and he'll be set"...sure enough...2 seconds after we said that..his hand went up on the wall....so yeah..this looked even MORE like he was relieving himself....

We turn around and find that there are about 9 people behind us...laughing with us over the comments we made..they seemed to agree...


..yeah..not REALLY funny...but heh..its something
 

FanofDinsey1981

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ok I thought of another one. but if you are squeeemsh about dead animals, then dont read!!!


ok, so one day my family, some friends, and my self were riding one of the busses (I think from the shopping village) back to Old Key West. We were the only people on the bus, and we were sitting at the veryyyyyy back. Our bus driver (dave?) was doing trivia with us. He asked us what donald duck's middle name is..... of course my dad knew....and all the SUDDEN>.....

we heard a large crash, and our bus driver stopped talking....

well, we found out as we were dropped off at a different location near the front of OKW, that a crane had flown up from one of the ditches and hit the bus.

The crazy part was the neck had been broken under the windshield wiper, so it was hanging there. :eek:

Of course, everyone in our party got off and didn't look, though my dad and I took pictures.

Ok, not funny, but really a strange occurance. that was the only sad moment for mom ever in disney. but then we went to dinner and she was fine again.

any other stories?!
 

kal1484

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Originally posted by NowInc
This was almost 2 years ago already...


We turn around and find that there are about 9 people behind us...laughing with us over the comments we made..they seemed to agree...


..yeah..not REALLY funny...but heh..its something

Definatly a Dan story......
 

Nansafan

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Originally posted by FanofDinsey1981
ok I thought of another one. but if you are squeeemsh about dead animals, then dont read!!!

Our bus driver (dave?) was doing trivia with us. He asked us what donald duck's middle name is..... of course my dad knew....and all the SUDDEN>.....

What is Donald Duck's middle name?
 

WaltDisney100

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We were at Ioa and my little brother and i just got of Dueling Dragons. He was looking around and wasn't paying attention to where he was going. Well he ended up walking into the chest of this woman with really large . Everyone in the area cracked up and a few even snapped a picture. It was so funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Maria

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Originally posted by WaltDisney100
We were at Ioa and my little brother and i just got of Dueling Dragons. He was looking around and wasn't paying attention to where he was going. Well he ended up walking into the chest of this woman with really large . Everyone in the area cracked up and a few even snapped a picture. It was so funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ROFLMAO! It was my grandma!! :lol: :lol:

:animwink:
 

FanofDinsey1981

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donald duck's middle name is Fontlaroy. or that is how you phonetically spell it. but yeah, use that one next time you do trivia, you will surely stump a few people!:wave:
 

disneydudette

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ok I have 2-

...a lil kid bolted at Chip.....and "nailed" him in his "chipmunk area" by accident...the person underneith must have been a guy...because he signled to the CMs he needed to get off.......as Chip was walking away....my cousin yelled out "Looks like Chip's cracked his nuts" the parents got all laugh and the Cms got a laugh out of it too.

...when we were at BB...in the kids area.....there was music playing.....and the lifeguards were sorta swaying to the music.....one really got into it and accidentally fell of his chair.....I laughed so hard.....and the guy got right back up and just kept singing and dancing.....like nothing even happened!
 

FanofDinsey1981

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Originally posted by disneydudette
ok I have 2-

...a lil kid bolted at Chip.....and "nailed" him in his "chipmunk area" by accident...the person underneith must have been a guy...because he signled to the CMs he needed to get off.......as Chip was walking away....my cousin yelled out "Looks like Chip's cracked his nuts" the parents got all laugh and the Cms got a laugh out of it too.

...when we were at BB...in the kids area.....there was music playing.....and the lifeguards were sorta swaying to the music.....one really got into it and accidentally fell of his chair.....I laughed so hard.....and the guy got right back up and just kept singing and dancing.....like nothing even happened!




AHAHAHAHA! those were great! and that poor lifeguard, I know how he feels. it gets so booooooring as a lifeguard sometimes! though, I have to say I never go so into any music that i fell in!!!


hahahaah!:sohappy: :sohappy: :sohappy:
 

Nansafan

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Originally posted by FanofDinsey1981
donald duck's middle name is Fontlaroy. or that is how you phonetically spell it. but yeah, use that one next time you do trivia, you will surely stump a few people!:wave:
Thanks for the information. It will really help.
 

sillyspook13

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I was watching the living statue one day, hoping to get a good laugh. My prayers were more than answered by a young boy. This small child innocently walked up to the poor MALE statue and reached his hand up and WHAP..... smacked him where it hurts. (this was as high as the little guy could reach) To make things worse, the boy grabbed hold of the "fold of fabric" and wouldn't let go! The statue's face was scrunched up in pain. The entire crowd fought howling fits of laughter while trying to tell the boy to let go. The boy had an innocent, but mischevious look on his face, and I still wonder if he knew what he was doing.:goodnevil

This one is still cute, but cleaner. Another time, a boy went up to the statue, tapped him on the foot, and nothing happened. The boy tried again. Still nothing. So the boy took a step back, looked up, and asked, "Is anybody home?" The statue smiled as he tried not to laugh at the cuteness.:lookaroun
 

FanofDinsey1981

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Originally posted by sillyspook13
I was watching the living statue one day, hoping to get a good laugh. My prayers were more than answered by a young boy. This small child innocently walked up to the poor MALE statue and reached his hand up and WHAP..... smacked him where it hurts. (this was as high as the little guy could reach) To make things worse, the boy grabbed hold of the "fold of fabric" and wouldn't let go! The statue's face was scrunched up in pain. The entire crowd fought howling fits of laughter while trying to tell the boy to let go. The boy had an innocent, but mischevious look on his face, and I still wonder if he knew what he was doing.:goodnevil

This one is still cute, but cleaner. Another time, a boy went up to the statue, tapped him on the foot, and nothing happened. The boy tried again. Still nothing. So the boy took a step back, looked up, and asked, "Is anybody home?" The statue smiled as he tried not to laugh at the cuteness.:lookaroun

I love watching peoples reaction the the living statues!!!!!! good stories!:sohappy:
 

CowGirlJessie

New Member
I thought of another one!

My dad and I were in line for food (couldn't tell you which one...) and we overheard a dad tell his son...

"If you don't start behaving, we are going to find our way to the magic parking lot!"

We cracked up for at least 20 minutes, after that guy walked by us.....




ha ha ha ha!!!!! I remember when that happened! That just cracked me up for another 20 minutes. We must be the funniest family!!! Do you remember that time when we were at the Hoop-de-do musical review.......that's all I should have to say about that...... ha ha ha ha ha :lol:
 

FanofDinsey1981

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ok so cowgirl jessie is my sister. but she reminded me of another story...

my uncle and his two kids went with my family of four. we went ot the hoop-do-do review one night. Well, my cousin is kinda the funny man of the family. And he stole one of the checkerboard napkins from the show, and he kinda put on his own show on the bus ride home, with the help of our bus driver. between his putting the napkin on like a scarf (like in the show), and him making fun of the show, we were all out of breath and ready to ______ our pants. But I guess it was funnier if you were there. :)

I will try to think of some better stories. sorry. ;)
 

hawaiianmickey

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It was my first time to WDW doing the college program. I saw it's tough to be a bug by myself for the first time. This boyfriend and girlfriend or whatever sat next to me. The girl actually sat next to me. Everytime all the scary stuff happened, she grabbed my arm and it made me jump all the time. At the end of the show, she kept apologizing to me and her boyfriend was giving me dirty looks. it was funny and embarassing at the same time.
 

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