My family is insane
ok, my family is completely nuts--we've had countless funny moments; fortunately many were caught on tape :lol:
1) picture this--the second time me, my sisters, and my dad rode the Rock n' Roller Coaster, the line took longer than expected, and when we got out, my little brother was waiting outside with my mom, crying. My mom looked at us and said "We're gonna miss the buss!" Immediately, my family of 6 began to sprint across MGM, dashing left and right to avoid people(who were staring). A cast member saw us and said "Run, Forrest!" It was like Home Alone! We just made the bus, and when we stopped running, my dad switched on the video camera and filmed us--sweaty and gasping for air. He then put the camera right up into his face and did a scene out of The Blair Witch Project, saying "I don't know weather to close my eyes, I don't know weather to open my eyes.."
2) My Dad, attempting to be funny in a packed crowd headed for Fantasmic, announced aloud "It's like the Crunch Factor!" and smiled to himself. What the heck is the Crunch Factor? How is that a joke? Nobody laughed...I just pretended I didn't know him.
3) Captain Hook assulted me. Haha, kidding, but he tried to take my purse, which was strapped around the front of my body. He then grabbed my neck with his hook. Another time, Buzz wouldn't let go of my hand.
4) My brother chiped his front tooth on a pole in line waiting to see Mickey.
5) My older sister had to do the can-can in the Hoop-de-Do Musical Revue--entertained all
6) This was more cute than funny, but the first time we rode Peter Pan's Flight, my brother looked down when we left the underneath track, turned to the car behind us, and said, "Look, Mom, we're flying!!!" The only thing was, the people behind us weren't our parents. They were confused.
Another time, the first time my brother went on Splash Mountain, right before the drop, he shouted, "I'm gonna die!!"
Besides that, he's definately had many public displays of pouting--more annoying than funny at the time.
My brother also made jokes to our waiter at The Coral Reef that were so dumb--"What happens when you cross a sword and a fish?? A swordfish!" Our waiter was so sweet though, he pretended they were funny.
7) The first time I rode ToT, my sister talked me into it. I had my moment of panic when the doors closed--I turned to my sister, who was behind me, and yelled "I'm going to kill you!" Everyone in the elevator cracked up, but I was freaking out.
Hmm...those are the only Disney ones I can think of so far, but there are a bunch of other ones (namely Universal) that were good too.
