Funny Cm's

[duck_daddy]

As all of you can tell I haven't posted on here a whole lot. So direct me to the right place please if there are threads already about this! I read these boards quite frequently but rarely have time to post comments. On numerous threads someone will tell about a funny CM experience they have had. I thought it would be great to start an entire tread dedicated to funny CM experiences. :lookaroun I'll stand against the wall while you stone me to death!:dazzle: . Thanks for indulging me!:sohappy:

 

[Nemo14]

We were at the Hoop-Dee-Do last Wednesday and I asked our server (Wayne) if he would take a picture of our table. So he took my camera, aimed it directly down at the table and took a picture of a bowl of tossed salad. :lol:

 

[col]

i lwas on the safaris in AK and i wasnt well i had the flu so before i left the park i went on the safaris with my fast pass. so we start off and the driver -i think his name was harvey (not sure though)- who was so funny he just kept on cracking jokes calling our bus the "5 minute people" coz it would take people at the back of the bus a while to crack onto his jokes. he would tell us fun things about the animals. i was sitting these with my sunglasses on trying to breath through my nose and tears where falling down my face not because his jokes where affecting me that was just because i wasnt well. i tell you he was the sweetest and one of the funniest CM i have ever seen. when we where by the lions he would say stuff like "its nearly feeding time for them so we'll go down this path" and when we got to the poacher bit he was saying "i spot cans of beans, whatever you do keep well out of that tent and well out of there way" i thought he was hillarious and couldnt stop laughing and he made me feel better. he was saying stuff like he was hungry but all he had was this cherry coke with him and that was flat he'd had it all day.

another funny CM was a man called mike from donalds breakfastosaurus he was my waiter and he would show me these tricks and i couldnt stop laughing and coz i was by myself he was asking me if i needed anything and if he could help me with anything, he was always asking me how i was and if i was enjoying myself.he would tell me jokes and do tricks which i found funny.

those 2 CM will always stick out in my mind and everytime i think of disney they always make me smile and laugh. i would love to see them again.:wave:

 

[duck_daddy]

This is great guys give me some more. My most memorable CM moment came (as should be the case with quite a few others) obviously on The Jungle Cruise. This CM was just fricki'n hillarious. I have rode the Jungle Cruise amny times. Sorry if there are any Jungle Cruise CM's on this board, but some of the jokes get a little mundane and repetitive.:veryconfu This girl totally broke the mold, she was amazing! I laughed the whole time!:lol:

 

[badrew]

Not that the CM's I will mention next are supposed to be funny, but I have come across a couple HM CM's that have been awesome at what they do, and it is so funny watching them pick on unsuspecting guests. We were there in September and their was a kid that was great. He said he was part of the WDWCP and would be gone in January Me and my kids are HM freaks, so we kept going on it, to the tune of about 15 times in a row, and he was cool. I too have had a real good CM on Jungle Cruise.

 

[pintraderpayee]

I love the CMs at Fantasmic! who get the "wave" started. It helps to pass the time, also. One of the CMs at Fantasmic! was selling the little light-up toys and he joked that whoever bought would get a free hug. One of my students joked back that she would like a free hug but without having to buy anything. He yelled "Come on down" and ended up giving away several free hugs to all of my girl students! It helped that he was very attractive:kiss:

5 weeks 1 day until the "yellow limo" is ºoºrlando bound (school bus 27 teens:lol: )

 

[col]

I love the CMs at Fantasmic! who get the "wave" started. It helps to pass the time, also. One of the CMs at Fantasmic! was selling the little light-up toys and he joked that whoever bought would get a free hug. One of my students joked back that she would like a free hug but without having to buy anything. He yelled "Come on down" and ended up giving away several free hugs to all of my girl students! It helped that he was very attractive:kiss:

5 weeks 1 day until the "yellow limo" is ºoºrlando bound (school bus 27 teens:lol: )

thats sweet!!

i didnt know it was the CM's who start the wave -you learn something new everyday :lol: .

at fantasmic the CM's who sell the flashing lights and stuff where showing people what stuff they had to offer and as this guy was walking backwards and forwards with this heavy thing (what there sold in-there black with straps over the shoulders and waist) he had this thing that is black and it whizzes around, i dont know the name of it but it shows words, so anyway this CM is walking by the water with this one and it says on it " im single and looking". i couldnt stop laughing - but its something that made me laugh on a cold night over the holidays and others would say "shout for mickey" or "start the wave". very funny CM.

 

[Helenr]

The best CM story I have was about a CM what does the 'tram talk' (don't know what the proper title is, but the guy that welcomes you on the cr park trams).

We were leaving MNSSHP last year and this guy was hilarious.

He kept doing the 'Disney rap', stopping and starting the 'welcolme' bit of the audio and his speel was just so funny - not scripted as usual.

I have no idea what his name was, but maybe someone else has had the same experience. Fantastic!!

 

[GoofyMom2]

We were walking around France waiting for Illuminations to start and I was explaining to my then 7 yr old son how the people working there were from France so if he had any questions, he could ask them. Well, there was a very funny young gentleman selling those light-up roses and my son said Bon Jour to him. This CM proceeded to speak in French to him...then paused and said in a silly voice "I go too fast for you?". Then he told my son that he needed to buy a rose for his "beautiful Mom" (his words, hehe) and my son said he didn't have any money. So he said to me "Mom, give him some money to buy you a rose". And then I said "But then I would be buying myself a rose". and he said very straightfaced, "Yes". We had a lot of funny interchanges with him.

The best is the gentelman who walks around AK singing songs and playing his guitar....I'm sorry, I can't remember his name. He really comes up with some clever lyrics when he makes up songs on the spot. He sang a great song about cats to my 8 yr old, and totally embarrassed him!