Funny/Absurd Rumors

[The Empress Lilly]

I overheard a guy on the monorail last year telling his teenage daughter that there were alligators in the castle moat.

They have since discovered the alligators were UNI employees trying to scare us to Potter.

 

[Vader2112]

That Walt was frozen in the ultilidors.

Here's a pic. Frozen in Carbonite.

 

[Baron Von Capybara]

I heard that aliens walk around the parks and look exactly like humans.Theres only one way of identifying them.They gorge them selfs in Turkey Legs...

They do what in a Turkey leg ???

 

[real mad hatter]

You can only see them by wearing special sunglasses.....

I heard that,but I thought it was a rumour.

 

[real mad hatter]

OMG..I thought it was just a rumour..Quick,someone call Mr Spielberg..

 

[real mad hatter]

They do what in a Turkey leg ???

Gorge dude..Gorge..You should know that,it's from the French word "Gorger " meaning to stuff oneself..

 

[cynic710]

I heard a few crazy ones....first I heard that there would be a tron coaster in tomorrowland once FLE was done.
second, I heard the swiss family tree house would be removed to expand on the pirates world to some capacity.

ohh, and that the turkey legs were acturally emu legs.

 

[graphite1326]

Alligators have made their way into the Rivers of America, so he wasn't that off.

Saw one myself.

However, I think the Dad was kidding.

 

[Mark In KY]

You can only see them by wearing special sunglasses.....

Most excellent Roddy Piper reference. Well done.

 

[graphite1326]

I heard the adventurers club was being re-built

don't tease

 

[tare]

I heard that people have a magical day in the kingdom. Wait that's not a rumor right??!!??

 

[Disneydreamer23]

I over heard an African american mother tell her son that Walt Disney was BLACK and they just used a decoy to hide his identity LOL!

 

[Prock3]

The door coaster that Disney secretly built inside a sound stage at Hollywood studios, just leaving it closed until they felt the need for extra capacity

 

[IowaHawks7]

I was at Disneyland this past week and overheard a family talking about how Disney was going to build a 5th theme park in Florida based on Star Wars and Marvel and that Stark Tower would be the centerpiece.

 

[graphite1326]

Most excellent Roddy Piper reference. Well done.

I actually liked that movie.

 

[afar28]

There is a youtube out there with an alligator in the water near Splash

Looks like one of them escaped the briar patch...

 

[Victor Kelly]

Is that for real?
If so, could you imagine opening a stall and seeing that?
Especially if you were in a DEFCON1 kind of bathroom emergency?

Open it and see that on DEFCON1 bathroom emergency, and you will need new shorts and underwear.

 

[Epcot-Rules]

Most excellent Roddy Piper reference. Well done.

They Live!!

 

[FigmentFollower]

I love how secretively the man is hitting the gator to prevent it from riding Splash Mountain. Also, if they have pool supplies, why don't they clean up the water in Splash? Last time I went down, there were candy bar wrappers in the water.

 

[bsiev1977]

Most excellent Roddy Piper reference. Well done.

The fight scene in They Live, in the alley with Kieth David and Roddy Piper is one of the best fights scenes ever filmed.