For the Love of Lapu, Lapu

[Figgy1]

It would probably look better on you...although with a wig and a fresh application of bright red lipstick...I'd give you a run for your money...

How many times do we have to tell you, you just don't have the coloring for Cherries in the Snow.

 

[real mad hatter]

Now let me see..Ah,here's the chapter here..Men dressing up as woman..Mmmmmmm...Ooooooo.Ahhhhhhh... Security!!!

 

[Figgy1]

Now let me see..Ah,here's the chapter here..Men dressing up as woman..Mmmmmmm...Ooooooo.Ahhhhhhh... Security!!!

Have you returned the rental car yet?

 

[mrdisman]

How many times do we have to tell you, you just don't have the coloring for Cherries in the Snow.

I'm wearing a grass skirt..they won't be looking at my face

 

[Figgy1]

I'm wearing a grass skirt..they won't be looking at my face

Oh yes they will! @Pooh Lover got a hold of my markers while you were tied up and had some fun!

 

[real mad hatter]

Have you returned the rental car yet?

Kinda..Whats left of it..I had to dodge a large white rabbit on the I -75 whilst travelling at 80 then I spun the damn thing and ended up crashing thru this huge mirror and ended upside down.Then these two obese cops arrived on site,officer Dee ,and officer Dum..They took me downtown and put me in a cell with this weird dude wearing a grass skirt and a bra made of coconut shells.Then a pretty girl in a blue uniform and white over the knee socks,( getting better,eh guys ) came to my cell at night and let me out,so I hitched a ride on a riverboat queen,and made my way back upstream,looking back for that dude in a Hula,as we sailed up the Sassagoula, my kilt was bursting at the seams,just as we docked at the New Orleans,the bar was still opened so I went for a dram,and there I met my mate big Tam,he was having a drink with our Miss Piggy,it could have been worse,it could have been Figgy.

 

[Jessica Meier]

and you're wearing a grass skirt coconut shell bra and a lei!

With fisnets and high heeled sandals to match.

 

[Figgy1]

Kinda..Whats left of it..I had to dodge a large white rabbit on the I -75 whilst travelling at 80 then I spun the damn thing and ended up crashing thru this huge mirror and ended upside down.Then these two obese cops arrived on site,officer Dee ,and officer Dum..They took me downtown and put me in a cell with this weird dude wearing a grass skirt and a bra made of coconut shells.Then a pretty girl in a blue uniform and white over the knee socks,( getting better,eh guys ) came to my cell at night and let me out,so I hitched a ride on a riverboat queen,and made my way back upstream,looking back for that dude in a Hula,as we sailed up the Sassagoula, my kilt was bursting at the seams,just as we docked at the New Orleans,the bar was still opened so I went for a dram,and there I met my mate big Tam,he was having a drink with our Miss Piggy,it could have been worse,it could have been Figgy.

Hey I resemble that remark!

 

[real mad hatter]

Hey I resemble that remark!

You mean you resent that remark..?? Or maybe you do resemble it.?

 

[Figgy1]

You mean you resent that remark..?? Or maybe you do resemble it.?

Waiting for the caffine to kick in! Late night last night!

 

[taz0162]

That little pineapple looks so innocent, doesn't he? Don't be fooled....he's toxic!

Not Toxic..more like a Viper poised and ready to strike and I'm out to be a snake charmer but usually end up with eyes like Kaa.

 

[Pooh Lover]

Oh yes they will! @Pooh Lover got a hold of my markers while you were tied up and had some fun!

I can wield a mean marker kids!

 

[Figgy1]

I can wield a mean marker kids!

Good thing they are permanent!

 

[Pooh Lover]

Good thing they are permanent!

Only the best for @mrdisman. He didn't appear to have a fu manchu mustache, Elvis sideburns and a goatee, but he does now. Oh, I gave him loads of hair too!

 

[Figgy1]

Only the best for @mrdisman. He didn't appear to have a fu manchu mustache, Elvis sideburns and a goatee, but he does now. Oh, I gave him loads of hair too!

I was nice and changed his outfir this am. grass skirt and coconut bra. Did you see what @real mad hatter did to the car hope he has good insurance!

 

[Pooh Lover]

With fisnets and high heeled sandals to match.

Well, it probably won't match knowing him and the fishnets are no doubt full of holes.

 

[Figgy1]

Well, it probably won't match knowing him and the fishnets are no doubt full of holes.

and he still insists wearing Cherries in the snow! With his complexion! At least we can make money when we send him out tonight!

 

[Pooh Lover]

I was nice and changed his outfir this am. grass skirt and coconut bra. Did you see what @real mad hatter did to the car hope he has good insurance!

Did he cry about not being able to wear his favorite hat with that outfit?

 

[Pooh Lover]

and he still insists wearing Cherries in the snow! With his complexion! At least we can make money when we send him out tonight!

I'm going to have to go buy a new one because he kept reapplying more in the trunk.

 

[Figgy1]

I'm going to have to go buy a new one because he kept reapplying more in the trunk.

Would you really want it back after touching his lips?