Day 4- Magic Kingdom Part 2
With the showroom attractions closed and dinner behind us, we headed back to Adventureland. The first half of the day had been focused on things that we wouldn't be able to do during the Halloween Party: Carousel of Progress, vanilla Space Mountain, the Riverboat, and Tom Sawyer Island. Now, with more than six hours until closing time, I could focus on the rest of the rides. Meanwhile, the sky was turning darker gray as the sun descended behind the overcast clouds. It might rain, but we'd make the best of it. I did bring dry socks this time.
While the sun was no longer beating down, the humidity remained, and we were both sweating again just moments after leaving the Harbour House. What would we do next? My first instinct was to ride Pirates of the Caribbean. Perhaps for this entire trip, it was the heat that made me so inclined towards indoor boat rides, and boy did it feel great. There isn't much negative to say about this ride- if this is the worst version, it's still fantastic. I suppose the story is a bit muddled; are the pirates after the gold or Jack Sparrow? And if Jack Sparrow has just found the treasure in this room at the end of the ride, why is he lounging around as if he's not still being hunted? Aside from these quibbles, I was surprised at how seamlessly they'd inserted this storyline. Most character-adding changes are far more clumsy.
Heading back to Aloha Isle, we got more Dole Whip floats. This time I opted for the Halloween-exclusive Mango and Chamoy Float. Word to the wise: do not get this. It comes with chili-lime seasoning and chamoy, which feels horrible in the mouth on a hot, humid evening when you're trying to chill with a frozen treat. Hard to imagine a Dole Whip Float that makes you feel hotter than before you ate it, but this thing did the job. After we tossed our empty cups, the loudspeakers announced that the
Halloween Party would be starting momentarily. We retrieved our wristbands and candy bags near the Magic Carpets, where we both decided to simply fold up those baggies and keep them as souvenirs. None of the candy would be exclusive to Disney anyway.
At this point, I went ahead and changed into my Dr. Facilier t-shirt. On this topic, I wanted to at least check out the area for Tiana's Bayou Adventure, if not ride it. My father wasn't thrilled about the prospect of getting wet, so after taking in the views, we turned around. But why not do Big Thunder Mountain? Well, it was closed, and had been for the past few hours. Hopefully we'd be able to get to it, though. At some point during our short trip to this corner, the party had officially started, and by the time we were back to the front of the river, the fog machines were already hard at work. The view of the mist over the river is enough to make anyone say "wow." I hope it looks at least presentable when it's replaced with the Cars area.
Thinking I'd be clever, I tried to lead us through a shortcut branching from the hub-side of Liberty Square, to Fantasyland. Sadly, it was closed off, but what struck me here was the size of the line outside of Sleepy Hollow. It was for a special Souvenir Bucket, a CM told me, for which some people wait 3 hours or more. A poor prioritization of time, in my judgment, but then again, at least these people being distracted would translate to shorter queue times.
With our route altered, we snaked past Cheshire Cafe once more and arrived at
Seven Dwarfs Mine Train. Why not? This ride is a tasteful mix of rollercoaster and dark ride. Very charming, silky smooth, with fun tilting cars. That "Heigh Ho" song is utilized to great effect here, but not so effective are the projection-faced dwarfs. Why are their noses so dark? My favorite part of this was the scene at the end, complete with the witch about to cause major trouble. Nice.
Hungry for more thrills, we decided to head towards
Tron: Lightcycle Run. Now it was starting to get truly dark out. The lights were beginning to create unforgettable vistas. This attention to detail is something that I must admit, you won't find even at Islands of Adventure. During my visit to the Magic Kingdom, I must have stopped a couple dozen times just to admire the view.
Tron isn't very good. The facade is incredible, giving you plenty of moments to anticipate the ride ahead, but the thing itself just does not deliver the goods. It's smooth, sure, and thrilling while it lasts, but as others have said, it's too darn short. Also, its vehicles are fundamentally flawed, forcing riders to lean forwards to the point where they really can't see much. If you look ahead, you're basically staring at someone's butt and your instincts tell you to knock it off real quick. If you turn to either side, you just kind of get a blur of lights. This lack of quality didn't stop it from taking, by far, the most of our time out of any queue. Meanwhile we struck up a chat with this Kentucky guy about humidity and paint work, spurred on by the graying of the pure white columns supporting the canopy above. Tomorrowland looks tired and worn in several places, but apparently the Florida climate makes that degradation inevitable in a matter of weeks. Anyway, if you want to experience the best of Tron, just find a spot under the canopy and admire the trains going by.
After putting on some moleskin and changing my socks, I decided to head back to
Space Mountain. This spooky version, with all of the lights turned off and Halloweeny music paying, isn't as effective as the regular one. Worse yet, the jolts and turns are more pronounced and potentially injurious, because now you can't see them coming. Getting off the ride, Dad complained of a kinked neck. I enjoy Space Mountain, but it definitely needs a re-track. Personally, I still enjoyed it.
Next up was the
Peoplemover, which was relaxing and charming. Now is a good time to talk about breakdowns, though. In this instance, we got stuck behind Space Mountain, and just got to chill in pitch black listening to spooky music. More hilarious was the event the prior day, where we got stuck on Three Cabarellos. Did we get to listen to six minutes of the animatronic mariachi band? Nope, just the troupe saying "goodbye" over and over while the next boat repeatedly crashed into our traffic jam. Not gonna lie, this made me laugh pretty hard. This post is getting pretty long, so I will save my final thoughts for later, but let me say that ride reliability did seem to be an issue during our stay at Walt Disney World.
Next up would be the
Astro Orbiter, from which I hoped we could view the fireworks. No dice, but the ride itself surprised me. First, I love how high it takes the rider, giving me a great chance to admire the nighttime views. Second, I was struck by how far diagonal you can bring your car if you maximize the height with your joystick. Upon exiting, I was tempted to do this ride again. The Imagineers did a fantastic job with such a rudimentary ride system.
With Big Thunder Mountain still down, the choice was easy to simply head north again. At this point, I was on a mission for Gaston's Tavern, but not before getting distracted by
The Barnstormer. This Goofy-themed kiddie coaster is built just right for small children- short enough that they won't get overwhelmed (or the ride will be over soon if they hate it), and just thrilling enough to keep most of them entertained but not crying. I saw a POV and wondered, what was the point, but then I actually rode it and it all clicked for me. The kids around us were having a blast. It's a scrappy little diversion that's worth subbing for Seven Dwarfs Mine Train if the latter has a long wait time.
Gaston's Tavern, like other closed-roof quick-service locations, was closed for business, only serving trick-or-treat candy. Boooooo. I really wanted a souvenir stein and a mug of LeFou Brew. This didn't stop me from taking some pictures of the scenery. The Halloween Party map could do a better job communicating what capacity these places are still open in, because the map had me believe they were still serving food.
At this point, I'd like to share a story from my first visit in the late 90s. Little me was kind of afraid of everything. Despite my parents' assurances, I hated Space Mountain. When I got off, I angrily insisted upon riding
It's a Small World over and over again. "It's a very happy ride," I apparently explained to my Dad at the time. And now as the fireworks went off, we decided to avoid the crowd and ride this one again. I'd forgotten how long this ride is. I'd forgotten that the same two verses play incessantly, without interruption. This time, one loop was more than enough. "I made you go on this over and over? Wow... sorry."
Hindsight being what it is, we should've saved this ride for after the fireworks. Not because we wanted to join the crowd, but because immediately after we got out of Small World, everyone flooded towards The Haunted Mansion. We wouldn't be riding that this moment.
For his part, my father was now getting very tired. "I might go back if that's okay." I explained to him that he shouldn't worry. At this point it was after 10, and besides, there is a novelty to enjoying a theme park by oneself. This made him feel better about heading to the Lodge, and I'm glad he got to beat the rush and get the rest that he needed. I was here to press on, blisters or not.
Big Thunder Mountain Railroad was back online.
One of the benefits of being a group of one is that you apparently quite often get a whole row to yourself. This was the case for Big Thunder, where I pulled a "Jurassic Park" with the lap bar and pulled it down just enough for the operators to give the okay. What a fun time I had, sliding from one side of the cabin to the other, feeling those stomach drops, closing my eyes to savor the sensation so that I would feel it while dozing off later on. I hope they never close this ride.
One thing they've already closed was Splash Mountain, replaced now with the infamously unreliable
Tiana's Bayou Adventure. Here's a disastrous overlay that downgraded a super-headliner, constantly breaks down, and ignites a firestorm of controversy whenever one speaks out against it. But I was ready to give it a chance to ride it in person. Even if it's not as good, it does look charming enough. The queue was fun to walk through, as I enjoyed getting an update on how things are going in this world after the events of the underrated film. And then I reached the front, and the ride stopped for a solid five minutes. Heeere we go... So common are these malfunctions that when the "technical difficulties" voiceover rang out, the cast members sardonically recited alongside word for word. I'm not kidding. I would've waited if I had the time, but in fact I had precious little before closing. Even if it started back up, I couldn't have it petering out again and getting me stuck. So I made the wise choice and bailed on this mistake of a ride before I made one myself. The "special spice" is salt!
With everyone now securing spots for the parade, the wait for
The Haunted Mansion was a short one. I took in the unforgettable sightlines as I made my way towards the imposing facade, serenaded by the ponderous organ tune that emanated from within. What followed was my favorite part of the "Halloween Party" experience: a chat with Madam Carlotta and her butler, Broome. Carlotta complimented my outfit, I did the same in return, and before we knew it we were having a back-and-forth while everyone around me watched. She even had me sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star- it was great! Someone was filming this, so it might be floating online for all I know. I didn't take a picture, instead choosing to live in the moment. I'll post a picture from the internet. The ride itself delivered all the spooky vibes I was hoping for. I do wish they'd relocate the Hatbox Ghost to somewhere else among the other ghouls, as he's fairly incongruent with his current surroundings. Upon exit, the ambience outside the mansion, especially at the pet cemetery, had me spellbound. Halloween feels like it's coming early this year.
Now then, I still had time for one more ride. What would it be? Well, my blisters were starting to kick in big time, and Pirates was a good one to hit on the way out. Why not kick back in that boat and enjoy those sights and smells one more time? On my way there, I slowed my pace to admire the
parade, which contained awesome Pirates and Haunted Mansion floats.
Approaching Pirates, my ears were greeted by the
Rusty Cutlass Band, a group of merry pirates playing familiar songs with a scurvy twist. Even better, as I exited the ride, they were playing a spruced-up version of "Yo-Ho." I joined the crowd and admired their work, taking in the atmosphere there in Caribbean Plaza. As they finished and thanked us for being part of the event, I happily wandered back to Aloha Isle, where I got myself a Tropical Serenade. I'd call it the best Dole Whip float they offer, and perhaps because I'd done so much walking, it was my favorite treat of the whole trip.
Here at midnight, I was at a crossroads. Should I beat the rush and take the bus home, or should I join the crowd in the hub and watch the
Hocus Pocus Villain Spectacular? My feet were killing me, and I'd have to stand in place the whole time... Well, you really do only live once. This was a lot of fun, seeing my favorite villains (including my boy Dr. Facilier) prance about onstage with flawless choreography. Plenty of people were filming, but again I figured it would be online in better quality if I wanted to relive it. Better to just be where you are and enjoy it. A couple of preshow pictures of the castle were enough for me, and they did turn out great.
On my way out, I was stunned by one more sightline: Main Street after dark. Somehow, the funnel of people was much more tolerable than I'd imagined it would be, and better yet, the
Emporium was still open even then. As I searched for something, it struck me that I'd gone this entire trip without encountering a jerk. No entitled parents, no unruly teens, no sloshed-out college kids. Just me and Dad having a wonderful time, all four days. I grabbed a plush Mickey doll for the two-year-old son of my close friends back at home. The evening I got back, I gave it to him and he went to sleep hugging it. Not a bad way to part with 30 bucks.
Between the wait for the bus and the long ride back, I didn't get to my room until close to 2am. This didn't stop us from getting one more breakfast at Boma before checking out that morning. Despite some weird choices on my part, inclement weather, and ride malfunctions, our trip was a resounding success. I'll save my final thoughts for the next post, but I'm already in the beginnings of my plan for next time.
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