Favorite Attraction Safety Spiel

[Marc Gil]

The title says it all people!

What's your favorite attraction spiel?

My favorite attraction safety spiel is The Haunted Mansion's and Splash Mountain's.

I also love the "looks like Brer Fox and Brer Bear are causin' some commotion down stream..." breakdown spiel.

But, the funniest safety spiel on the property definitely goes to Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin's Spanish spiel!!

Cracks me up every time

 

[FettFan]

"Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de los puertas"

 

[Figaro928]

I love hearing people say "hey it's Putty!" on Soarin....

Cracks me up every time.

 

[Disneydreamer23]

Haunted Mansion for sure

 

[EricJ]

I like people always looking for the safety belts on Honey I Shrunk the Audience.
(Hey, I thought they would, too!)

But, the funniest safety spiel on the property definitely goes to Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin's Spanish spiel!!
Cracks me up every time

Did they change it for Toy Story 3?

Trying to find one YouTube clip where the Alice characters are riding the DL outdoor Teacups, and right when Alice's recorded spiel goes into "Or, as my friend the Mad Hatter would say, (Spanish)...." the real Hatter stood up and acted/lipsynched the Spanish spiel.

 

[Csmith041177]

Soarin!!!

 

[shuflemstr]

my favorite before they changed it was. Howdy folks please keep your hands and arms inside the train and remain seated at all times. Hang on to your personal belongings now, especially them hats and glasses, cause this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness.

 

[jmargarone27]

Tower of Terror

 

[Susan Savia]

Spaceship Earth...please take small chuldren by the hand....

 

[The Magical Genie 123]

my favorite before they changed it was. Howdy folks please keep your hands and arms inside the train and remain seated at all times. Hang on to your personal belongings now, especially them hats and glasses, cause this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness.

When did they change this? That was one of my favorite spiels!

 

[Maelstrom Troll]

Soarin' is one of the best, especially when he makes the tourist store his ears!

 

[Goofyernmost]

Soarin' is one of the best, especially when he makes the tourist store his ears!

I agree but Patrick could make a funeral sound funny. His deadpan expression along with how he pronounces his words so succinctly keeps me captivated.

 

[ajrwdwgirl]

I may not have it quoted exactly but I love the Big Thunder Mountain spiel!

Hang on to those hats and glasses, 'cuz this here is the WILDEST RIDE IN THE WILDERNESS!!

 

[SyracuseDisneyFan]

Splash Mountain
Haunted Mansion

 

[Killnme]

Hands down, Lieutenant Dan prior to boarding Mission: Space.

He has magic legs on in the video.

Mine is the Star Tours one. Especially when Admiral Ackbar wants to back hand the kid for taking a picture.

 

[DznyGrlSD]

1 - Monorail Spiel
Close 2nd - Soarin

 

[Andrew C]

Soarin...."Nice work pal!"

 

[Tinkerbella16]

BTMR and Of course the monorail is my number 1!!!

 

[MaxsDad]

Dinosaur:

"But that's enough about ME, lets talk about you, and how you can help ME." Cracks me up every time. And just the general back and forth between Dr. Seeker and Dr. Marsh.

I agree, BTMR is great.

 

[Tom]

This is my all-time favorite ride safety spiel: