Favorite Attraction Quotes

[EOD K9]

"I'm watching, always watching".......Monsters Inc.

 

[hth1917]

"The Nautilus can dive safely below the violence of ocean storms. Surface vessels are not so fortunate. Witness the evidence of their fate: the graveyard of lost ships. For ages, these rotting holds have kept their secret treasures, safeguarded by silent sentinels of the deep: man-eating sharks, nature's most unpredictable predators of the sea."

"There are limits beyond which man and his puny efforts cannot survive. We have almost exceeded those limits."

"Ah, these crumbling heaps of stone betray the hand of man. I believe we've made a startling discovery! These classic ruins could very well be the legendary lost continent of Atlantis."

"Mr. Baxter, if you think you're seeing mermaids and sea monsters, you've been submerged too long!"

Basically, all of Nemo's lines from 20K.

 

[pumpkin7]

So many great quotes have already been listed so I'll try to post some new ones.

-"Now, please form double rows, and move to the center of the theater. DO IT!! YOU'VE BEEN WAITING OUTSIDE, YOU'VE BEEN IN LINE FOR AWHILE!! JUST DO IT!! " - Timekeeper

I love that part also! Infact, I just love Timekeeper! He had a few good lines. Though I wonder how many were scripted and how many Robin Williams just ad libbed.
It's like, they say he did 16 hours of dialogue for Aladdin. I'd love to listen to some of it.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

"Well What Did you Think?
"Do We Have Time to the Bathroom Before the next Show?
"We Can't you old fool! Were Bolted to the Seats!"

 

[Minthorne]

This one you have to pay very careful attention to catch - although the do repeat it a few times.

"It's a small world after all!"

 

[DVCPluto]

"Please stay seated until the boat reaches the dock, then gather your belongings, and exit to the right. Hasta luego!" - Three Caballeros

(We got stuck on the ride and heard this to the point that my son and I got incredibly silly - it's now an ongoing joke whenever we are in the car, etc.)

 

[FettFan]

"I'm a moron!"

 

[Matt_Black]

"Well What Did you Think?
"Do We Have Time to the Bathroom Before the next Show?
"We Can't you old fool! Were Bolted to the Seats!"

"Hey, look at that guy in the Goofy mask!"
"That's no mask."
"Oh. Sorry, lady!"

 

[SyracuseDisneyFan]

Is the room actually stretching? Or, is it your imagination?

 

[Disney Shib]

"Remember how easy it was to learn your ABC's? Thank the Phoenicians." - Spaceship Earth
"Now I will raise the safety bar, and a ghost will follow you home! Kindly watch your step please. Watch your step." - Haunted Mansion
"WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT. WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT." - Dinosaur

 

[Jwhee]

"Every Bite you take. Every cake you bake.
Every milk you shake, every egg you break,
we'll be part of you.
Every single dish, and every breaded fish."- Food Rocks

"Your beautiful dreams have awakened such joy. That no passing of ages could ever destroy. Now lend us your ears, as we conjure and call on the greatest most-wonderful dreamer of all:

Walt Disney once said:
"The age we're living in is the most extraordinary the world has ever seen. The human species is still reaching for the stars. Today we are the shapers of the world of tomorrow. Often we can't explain what we see, but the era we are living in today is a Dream coming true." "- Tapestry Of Dreams

"We-Are-Here-To Change the World (Gonna change the world *OOO*)" -Captain Eo

"Bill: Did you remember to turn off those robots?

Sherry: Uh."
-Test Track

 

[rsoxguy]

" We wants the redhead!"

 

[216bruce]

"It's a tribute to all nations, but mostly America."

I use this probably every week at least. When you work at ballparks and arenas you get a lot of patriotic hoo-ha. It gets to you and you end up saying this...sometimes out loud...and then you get 'a look'.

 

[fireworksandfairytales]

"Remember, we must always believe in our wishes for they are the magic in the world. Now, let's all put our hearts together and make a wish come true." -Wishes

"I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a mouse." - CTM (It makes me cry every time).

"If any of you folks are wearing hats or glasses, best remove 'em, 'cause this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness!" -BTMRR

"Gosh, Minnie, you've always been a princess to me." - Dream Along With Mickey

"...And of course, these little beauties." - Soarin'

"They're not going the wrong way, we are! You nitwit!" - Star Tours

"A salute to all nations but mostly America." - Muppet Vision.

"They're not gonna make it! They're not gonna make it!" - Dinosaur

 

[JiminyandTink]

"I'll be your host.... your ghost host."

 

[wdwgreek]

HANDS DOWN MY FAVORITE!
: "Wowee that was more fun then news years eve in the Orange Grove!!!"

 

[Tobe]

"I've blown the whole neighborhood again."

My favorite non-intentional dirty joke of all time at WDW - at least I think it was non-intentional.

 

[Tobe]

"It's all pure magic wrapped up in pixie dust! Welcome to the place where dreams come true!" Magic Kingdom opening show.

"Time for some Rootin Tootin Shootin!" TSMM

"To all who come to this happy place; welcome!" Magic, memories and you.

"Well I'll be..." Right before Tink appears in Wishes

 

[Alexis]

"Here we goooooooo..."
Peter Pan's Flight

 

[Rage1]

Paging Mr. Morrow ....Mr Tom Morrow
You missed a call from Saturn.
Please give them a ring.


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