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DisneyFreak

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THE SPOON

A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization...

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in
his shirt pocket.

It seemed a little strange, but I ignored it. However, when the busboy brought out water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket, then looked around the room and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well," he explained, "the restaurant's owners
hired Anderson Consulting, experts in efficiency, in order to revamp all our processes. After several months of statistical analysis, they concluded that customers drop their spoons 73.84 percent more often than any other utensil. This represents
a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per
table per hour. If our personnel is prepared to deal with that
contingency, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."

As luck would have it I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare spoon. "I'll get another spoon next
time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was rather impressed.

The waiter served our main course and I continued to look around. I then noticed that there was a very thin string hanging
out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. My curiosity got the better of me and before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?" "Oh, certainly!" he answered, lowering his voice.
"Not everyone is as observant as you. That consulting firm I
mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom." "How so?" "See," he continued, "by tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out over the urinal without touching it and that way eliminate the need to wash the hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent." "Okay, that makes sense, but . . . if the string helps you get it out, how do you put it back in?"

"Well," he whispered, lowering his voice even further, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."
 

Ariel

Member
Nothing much here, other than the clouds in the sky (that is sooo lame).

I'm just glad it's finally the weekend! What's up with you big guy?
 

Ariel

Member
Originally posted by mightyduck


And with a guy like Freak, it's hard not to know that... ;)

BTW, Freak, I thought you had been talking to Ariel... ;)

That is very true...

Yes, he has...he promised to teach me how to play football... ;)
 

mightyduck

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Ariel


That is very true...

Yes, he has...he promised to teach me how to play football... ;)

Really? Wow... we were going to start practicing but he had to go... Good luck! He has really soft hands... ;)
 

Ariel

Member
Well, I told him I knew nothing about it and he promised he would be very gentle...maybe we should all get a session in together? We really should get used to spending time together since we'll be going on vacation soon....
 

mightyduck

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Ariel
Well, I told him I knew nothing about it and he promised he would be very gentle...maybe we should all get a session in together? We really should get used to spending time together since we'll be going on vacation soon....

Especially since it's too cold to use the pool :(

I need a vacation... If only I could get away for a weekend, even... ;)
 

Ariel

Member
Originally posted by mightyduck


Especially since it's too cold to use the pool :(

I need a vacation... If only I could get away for a weekend, even... ;)

What about the bachelors weekend? You were invited...I was thinking of crashing their party...what do you say?
 

mightyduck

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Ariel


What about the bachelors weekend? You were invited...I was thinking of crashing their party...what do you say?

I say we do it... As long as they don't think we're the entertainment.... I think they should entertain us... :eek: ;)
 

DisneyFreak

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Original Poster
You ladies are too much....lol......crash away!!!! :sohappy:

I've got to be the luckiest Freak on the face of the Earth. ;)
 

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