DLR Haiku Time!

[Phroobar]

Rode the new Star Tours
The adventures continue
Where is Captain Rex?

 

[Phroobar]

Frozen is a hit
Muppets vacate theater
Kermit is homeless

 

[Shigg. W. McGee]

Frozen is a hit
Muppets vacate theater
Kermit is homeless

 

[StarWarsGirl]

This is probably
The most fun I've ever had
On a Disney thread

 

[Rich T]

River is shorter
But train gets to turn left now
Yay for that, at least

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Rode the new Star Tours
The adventures continue
Where is Captain Rex?

Rex is in a box
Threepio is in command
What a flight I took

 

[Phroobar]

Different makes no difference
Frog, Bear, Pig - true friends have the
Rainbow Connection

 

[Phroobar]

Tom Sawyer's Island
The perfect place to climb rocks
Until the Pirates came

 

[Phroobar]

Travel at light speed
but make sure hyper drive works or
you'll kiss the wookiee

 

[Phroobar]

Did they freeze Walt's head?
Yes, it's in Innoventions
Eek! Say it isn't so.

 

[Rich T]

Saw Holiday plans
Shame on you, Imagineers!
Mr. Toad Christmas?!?

 

[Rich T]

Kid in Hulk shirt
Points to Mickey and asks mom,
"Who the hell is that?"

 

[Phroobar]

Good bye Paradise
Pixar has invaded pier
I need a fast pass

 

[Phroobar]

Matterhorn bobsleds
Tallest mountain in the land
Beware of Harold

 

[Rich T]

Pinocchio is
Still a puppet at ride's end.
Epic cricket fail!

 

[Rich T]

Ewww, Bing Bong's Sweet Stuff
Eating a dead hero's tears
Next: Ol' Yeller Treats

 

[Model3 McQueen]

All hail Bob Chapek
Great rides follow in his wake
Except they aren't great

 

[SuddenStorm]

Incredicoaster
Used to be Cali' Screamin
What were they thinking?

 

[EricsBiscuit]

What is the time for
The three o clock parade please?
What about bathrooms?

 

[StarWarsGirl]

If it's Pixar Pier
Why is Mickey on the side
Of the Ferris Wheel?