Even if this is a joke, I'd be happy to share my take on Tradewinds bas reliefs (and its birds). As the building is elongated, the east and west side have more room for complete scenery. Starting with the north side, our attention would be drawn to the Phoenix with its wings spread out as it emerges from fire. Going clockwise to the eastern side, we have the Roc descending down onto a herd of Indian elephants as the sun rises over the Indian grasslands. Come south, we come face to face with the Alicanto with wings of silver about to eat a silver ore underneath the stars. And on the western side is the Thunderbird sweeping across the moonlight hoodoos of Utah's Bryce Canyon, leaving a trail of raining lightning clouds.