Does Rey even need to use tools anymore? If rumors about the next film are true, can't she just gesture and fix the ship, raise the dead and mend black holes?But they have Ray and Chewy pretending to fix a spaceship model.
While this would be a good way to see if their original vision would work in the first place, it still doesn't address a bigger problem: GE took a franchise that doesn't appeal to every DL guest and then--by not basing it on the original trilogy--eliminated 90% of what most SW-loving guests would actually like to see in a Star Wars Land.So... How do they fix this marketing mess they created???
Like I said, the troubling delays behind opening the Resistance ride are a blessing in disguise for them. They have a golden opportunity to save face and relaunch Star Wars Land in 2020 once the Resistance ride works. And I have a strong hunch that is what's behind the sudden media silence on all things Star Wars Land while they tout Halloween and decorated food courts instead, with a big traditional Christmas push coming right after this November.
This is what I would do, just off the top of my head here on the patio watching the hummingbirds...
1. Spend the rest of 2019 creating a small army of Star Wars Characters to populate the land with, ASAP. That hammerhead guy, the boys in the band from the Cantina (upset that DJ Rex stole their gig), scary guys, weird guys, a slithery reptile lady, etc. Also add in at least two atmospheric musical acts playing weird instruments on a dining patio and a walkway, and just a lonely alien playing a weird saxophone in a back alley of the marketplace. There's probably not enough time to mount the rooftop stunt show and all the elaborate interactive stuff Mr. Chapek cut from the budget years ago, and something tells me his ego and clueless decision making skills won't allow him to admit that much defeat. But at least get a dozen characters roaming the land for photos and atmosphere by January, because the skeleton crew of B Listers they have in their now isn't cutting it. If Universal Studios can get multiple dinosaurs to walk around their park and Knott's has fun Ghost Town citizens, Disneyland can certainly get some aliens and a funky band.
2. Smile big and pretend the opening of Star Wars Land in '19 was epic and wonderful, and never ever mention reservations of any kind ever again. The operations people in Anaheim will hate this, but buy them off with unlimited Tylenol and a good bottle of something to keep at home to deal with the crowds coming their way. Buy off the front line CM's with a workplace barbecue once a month. Don't be cheap with your front line folks doing all the real work for you!
3. Keep the unused Virtual Queue land entry process thing in mothballs, but have it ready to go if epic crowds ever do show up. Never mention the process in marketing, but have a program and process in place to roll it out day-of to people who are already in the park. This will require extra signage and communication processes for inside the park once it's activated, a combination of old fashioned signs and info booths - but also App-based communication or even Tweets. But it has to be a thing that is hidden from view until you are actually inside the park. This is slightly devious, but it should only be cheerfully communicated to those in the park as a "helpful offering!" and "touring tip!" for peak days. My hunch is even with big crowds they will rarely need it, probably only for a handful of days per year around peak holidays. The rest of the year the process just remains silently hidden and unused.
4. Market the hell out of the place as the biggest thing Disneyland and Disney World has seen since Space Mountain. Have an opening ceremony all over again for the Resistance ride. In January, host a Sunday night TV special variety show all about the land and its rides and experiences, just like they did with Disneyland's 60th. Get real celebrities to host the TV special, trot out Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford again (bribed back with a big paycheck and a substantial donation to the charity of their choice), get the LA Philharmonic on stage with John Williams to perform the Star Wars theme, and have whatever big pop band the kids like now to play other music. Show actual footage of the land and rides. Make this must-see TV. Then keep the buzz going with a massive TV commercial campaign coast to coast. Run the commercials on every popular sitcom and crime drama and football and basketball game of the winter. Do something big with the 2020 Super Bowl. Spend money! Don't just leave this up to the neckbeard bloggers on YouTube to do all the marketing with their measly 40,000 subscribers, because that didn't work.
5. Sit back and watch Anaheim's 20,000 parking spaces and 25,000 hotel rooms fill to capacity. Rinse and repeat through at least the mid 2020's.
6. Read annoying posts online from all of us who are mad that Disneyland is too crowded again and how are they ever going to manage the opening of Avengers Campus?!? But no matter how dire the online warnings get from us, don't even think about reservations!
So... How do they fix this marketing mess they created???
Like I said, the troubling delays behind opening the Resistance ride are a blessing in disguise for them. They have a golden opportunity to save face and relaunch Star Wars Land in 2020 once the Resistance ride works. And I have a strong hunch that is what's behind the sudden media silence on all things Star Wars Land while they tout Halloween and decorated food courts instead, with a big traditional Christmas push coming right after this November.
This is what I would do, just off the top of my head here on the patio watching the hummingbirds...
1. Spend the rest of 2019 creating a small army of Star Wars Characters to populate the land with, ASAP. Also add in at least two atmospheric musical acts playing weird instruments on a dining patio and a walkway, and just a lonely alien playing a weird saxophone in a back alley of the marketplace. There's probably not enough time to mount the rooftop stunt show and all the elaborate interactive stuff Mr. Chapek cut from the budget years ago, and something tells me his ego and clueless decision making skills won't allow him to admit that much defeat. But if Universal Studios can get multiple dinosaurs to walk around their park and Knott's has fun Ghost Town citizens, Disneyland can certainly get some wandering aliens and a funky band.
2. Smile big and pretend the opening of Star Wars Land in '19 was wonderful, and never ever mention reservations of any kind ever again. The operations people in Anaheim will hate this, but buy them off with unlimited Tylenol and a good bottle of something to keep at home to deal with the crowds coming their way. Buy off the front line CM's with a workplace barbecue once a month. Don't be cheap with your front line folks doing all the real work for you!
3. Keep the unused Virtual Queue land entry process thing in mothballs, but have it ready to go if epic crowds ever do show up. Never mention the process in marketing, but have a program and process in place to roll it out day-of to people who are already in the park. This will require extra signage and communication processes for inside the park once it's activated, a combination of old fashioned signs and info booths - but also App-based communication or even Tweets. But it has to be a thing that is hidden from view until you are actually inside the park. This is slightly devious, but it should only be cheerfully communicated to those in the park as a "helpful offering!" and "touring tip!" for peak days.
4. Market the hell out of the place as the biggest thing Disneyland and Disney World has seen since Space Mountain. Have an opening ceremony all over again for the Resistance ride. In January, host a Sunday night TV special variety show all about the land and its rides and experiences, just like they did with Disneyland's 60th. Get real celebrities to host the TV special, trot out Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford again (bribed back with a big paycheck and a substantial donation to the charity of their choice), get the LA Philharmonic on stage with John Williams to perform the Star Wars theme, and have whatever big rock band the kids like now to play other music. Show actual footage of the land and rides. Make this must-see TV. Then keep the buzz going with a massive TV commercial campaign coast to coast. Run the commercials on every popular sitcom and crime drama and football and basketball game of the winter. Do something big with the 2020 Super Bowl. Spend money! Don't just leave this up to the neckbeard bloggers on YouTube to do all the marketing with their measly 40,000 subscribers, because that didn't work.
5. Sit back and watch Anaheim's 20,000 parking spaces and 25,000 hotel rooms fill to capacity. Rinse and repeat through at least the mid 2020's.
6. Read annoying posts online from all of us who are mad that Disneyland is too crowded again and how are they ever going to manage the opening of Avengers Campus?!? But no matter how dire the online warnings get from us, don't even think about reservations!
While this would be a good way to see if their original vision would work in the first place, it still doesn't address a bigger problem: GE took a franchise that doesn't appeal to every DL guest and then--by not basing it on the original trilogy--eliminating 90% of what most SW-loving guests would actually like to see in a Star Wars Land.
They need to not make the land about Sequel Trilogy. Banish Batuu and Black Spires. Relaunch the Cantina as Mos Eisley with the alien band. Remove Hondo. Put in something better. In fact, just change everything to OT.
Some truly fabulous old videos of Disneyland's past campaigns there! I should mention that what we saw there was more a product of Jack Lindquist and his epic ability to celebrate Disneyland and tap into the cultural zeitgeist of the day, than anything Eisner did. But at least Eisner allowed Lindquist to have free reign in Anaheim in the 1980's and 90's, before Lindquist retired in '95 and they standardized their marketing nationwide into bland corporate "Disney" in the 21st century.
Jack Lindquist was a marketing genius. I can only imagine how disgusted he must be up in heaven right now as he sees what Disney's current crop of marketers did with Star Wars Land and its opening year.
That said.... that's the WDW 50th logo and info they released at D23 Expo? I missed that last month, but YIKES. That has Mr. Chapek written all over it; gooey cupcakes, sparkly plastic crap made in China, upcharge "cocktails" swimming in corn syrup and cheap vodka, and some banners and balloons placed about instead of actual entertainment and events. Let me guess, Mr. Chapek is also going to insist that all the CM's say some cutesy phrase like "50 Smiles!" every two minutes instead of creating a new night parade for Magic Kingdom?
Let's look at the last quarter's numbers released by TWDC.
Attendance was down both in attendance and income compared to 2018.
And the July through September numbers are also tracking below last year in both categories.
Disney did waive CM Block out days, the half price one day park hoppers for selected folks, brought back the Electrical Parade through the end of the Fiscal Year, handing out AP Magnets and buttons, and have implemented major cut backs in CM hours, especially in Entertainment, but also things like mid-day Monorail operations.
The numbers are not good at all. Now 2 quarter's that are not as good as 2018, even though they opened Galaxy's Edge.
To try and imply anything else is just wishful thinking and spin.
And that is the way most people view SW. That's why no one cares about Ba-tooie. Or Kylo. Or Ren. Or the resistance.You'll have to pardon my ignorance on some of this stuff...don't really know the characters beyond those that were in the first two movies.
It will take years for Disney to realize the mistake. DCA took 8-9 years to begin construction of the newDCA and it’s still not done. A change over isn’t that hard, but it takes effort. It took another 10 plus years to change Tower of Terror. What happens is a slow bleeding out of anymore interest in the Sequel Trilogy. Then one day, the Burbank executives will decide enough with the underperforming Star Wars Land and merchandising and decide to go back to core values.Burbank bosses would need to see Star Wars Land fall flat on its face after the Resistance ride opens for that to even be considered. And something that big of a failure will likely also take Bob Chapek down so he can "spend more time with family", although I wouldn't be surprised if his tenure with Disney is already on thin ice after this summer's problems.
Something is going on already with the current media silence on Star Wars Land. It's almost as if they are attempting a memory reset here while they work on a new marketing plan.
Who knows what happens with the land in 2021 or 2023. But at least in 2020 they should be planning for a massive change in marketing tactic, with hopefully some creative and operational tweaks to the dead and lifeless land to help boost the new marketing message.
It will take years for Disney to realize the mistake. DCA took 8-9 years to begin construction of the newDCA and it’s still not done. A change over isn’t that hard, but it takes effort. It took another 10 plus years to change Tower of Terror. What happens is a slow bleeding out of anymore interest in the Sequel Trilogy. Then one day, the Burbank executives will decide enough with the underperforming Star Wars Land and merchandising and decide to go back to core values.
It will take years for Disney to realize the mistake. DCA took 8-9 years to begin construction of the newDCA and it’s still not done. A change over isn’t that hard, but it takes effort. It took another 10 plus years to change Tower of Terror. What happens is a slow bleeding out of anymore interest in the Sequel Trilogy. Then one day, the Burbank executives will decide enough with the underperforming Star Wars Land and merchandising and decide to go back to core values.
It will take years for Disney to realize the mistake. DCA took 8-9 years to begin construction of the newDCA and it’s still not done. A change over isn’t that hard, but it takes effort. It took another 10 plus years to change Tower of Terror. What happens is a slow bleeding out of anymore interest in the Sequel Trilogy. Then one day, the Burbank executives will decide enough with the underperforming Star Wars Land and merchandising and decide to go back to core values.
All they'd need to do is spruce the place up a bit, make it more of a happening trading town instead of a forgotten decaying backwater, and then get a couple kids from Fullerton Junior College to dress up like Luke and Leia and Han Solo.
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