I'd build a dark ride based on Narnia - The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe. Guests would sit in benches shaped like thrones, and face what looks like an enormous, elaborately-carved wardrobe. The massive doors would open, and we (the guests) would enter what looks like a closet filled with fur coats, which then turns into a twilit wood covered in snow, with only a lamp-post for illumination. We'd pause at a scene of Tumnus the Faun and Lucy standing by the lamp-post, and, as snow falls all around us, we hear Tumnus telling her: "While you're here in the Land of Narnia, young Lucy Penvensie, you must beware of the White Witch!" Lucy says, "Who is the White Witch?" And Tumnus says: "Why, it is the White Witch that has all of Narnia under her spell. Thanks to her, it's always winter here, but never Christmas. Think of that!" We'd hear (and feel) a sudden gust of cold wind, then we'd hear the White Witch's evil laughter. Then Lucy would say: "How dreadful! Is there no-one who can stop her?" Tumnus: "Only Aslan, the Great Lion, King of the Beasts and Lord of the Wood, can stop her. But he hasn't been seen in Narnia for a long time. Who knows if he'll ever return"? Once again we'd feel and hear the wind, then another laugh from the Witch. Then suddenly, we'd hear a lion's roar, and the trees would light up with Christmas lights. Lucy would say, "What's happening?" And Tumnus replies: "Oh! It's him! Aslan HAS come! He's brought Christmas to Narnia at last! Aslan is on the move! Come on, we've got to follow him!" And as he says that, WE'RE on the move, out of the wood and heading towards the Witch's ice palace. We'd rush through it, (it's a very cold and spooky place) see her wave her wand and turn creatures to stone, hear the howls of wolves, then go through a tunnel and we're in Narnia in spring, with a great battle between the Witch's forces and Aslan's army going on all around us. We see Lucy, Susan, Edmund and Peter all fighting various horrible monsters. Then we pass a scene where Aslan is roaring at the White Witch. As we pass it, we hear another roar, a scream from the Witch, and all is darkness. Then light returns and we see the inside of Cair Paravel, with Lucy, Peter, Edmund and Susan sitting on their thrones, surrounded by characters like Tumnus, the Beavers, centaurs, unicorns, and other creatures. The Kings and Queens welcome us to Cair Paravel, inform us that the Witch has been defeated and Narnia is free once again. Aslan himself bids us goodbye, and we return to the Wardrobe and exit back into the real world.
This ride would be placed in Beastly Kingdom. Unfortunately, one is as likely to be built as the other. But it's fun to think about.