rle4lunch
Well-Known Member
More ways for people to be lazy. Now we'll not only have to deal with the jazzy/hoverround crap, we'll have to deal with morons not knowing how to drive one of this things around. Watch your feet. With all the extra junk, i.e. the mindnumbing amount of strollers (it wasn't like that 20 years ago), the 'handicapped' people in their jazzies, and now just the plain lazy people with these things (all for Disney to make a quick $50), we'll barely be able to navigate the parks without having some sort of gps system to tell us how crowded an area is before we go into it. Oh wait, the my magic plus rfid will take care of that. They need to install a special signature blip on on the new smartphone app that ID's and shows where all the idiots with electric vehicles are roaming so we can stay away. They'll be like little flocks of them together. You'll see the 400 pounders out there on them, flocking together like birds, heading to the dole whips, then to the turkey legs, then off to space mountain to gum up the line by requiring front of the line passes for their fake malady. It'll be great!