News Disney forms task force to explore AI across its divisions, including Parks, Resorts, and Walt Disney Imagineering

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Disorbust

Well-Known Member
Well humans created Harmonious, but what was worse IMHO is that it got green lit by some incompetent C suite exec who probably never spent a day at Epcot. Unfortunately I don't see AI replacing the C suite where the real problem is.
 
Rhinocerous

Rhinocerous

Premium Member
I believe this is shortsighted. CEOs make a lot more than writers and (most) actors. The way Iger governs, chasing efficiencies and valuation trends almost entirely devoid of creativity, can be done much more effectively by a trained AI.

Then again, being the last CEO of the Disney corporation sounds like exactly the kind of trophy that legacy-hunter Bob would want on his billion dollar mantle.
 
MisterPenguin

MisterPenguin

President of Animal Kingdom
Premium Member
Minthorne said:
AI will be jungle cruise captains by 2025.

I have spoken.
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Dear ChatGPT, if you were the skipper of a Disney Jungle Cruise ride boat, what would be some of your jokes and puns you would relate to the guests during the tour. Give ten examples.


Ahoy there, adventurous explorers! Welcome aboard the one and only ChatGPT's Jungle Cruise! As we navigate through the lush foliage and mysterious waters, I've got a boatload of puns and jokes to keep you entertained. Get ready to embark on a laughter-filled journey:
  1. "Ladies and gentlemen, please remain seated at all times. If you happen to stand up, you'll be considered a tree hugger. And believe me, those trees have quite the grip!"
  2. "Folks, if you look to your left, you'll see a rare sight: two hippos enjoying a friendly game of 'Hungry Hungry Hippos.' Trust me, it's no easy feat finding a waterproof board game."
  3. "Now, keep your eyes peeled for our resident snake charmer, Slippy the Snake. Just remember, he's charming but not always charmed – he once tried to borrow my microphone for a rap battle."
  4. "Over on the right, you'll see our daring explorer trying to get a selfie with that Bengal tiger. Don't worry, folks, he's just trying to paws for effect."
  5. "Up ahead is Inspiration Falls, where legend has it that the water's constant flow inspired some of the world's greatest inventors. Why, even our boat's pun generator was inspired here!"
  6. "If you look closely, you'll notice that our friendly gorillas are having a banana split party. They say it's bananas, but I'm pretty sure they just wanted an excuse to use the cherry picker."
  7. "Now, folks, if you're feeling a bit peckish, don't worry – we have our very own Jungle Chef. His specialty? Leaf and water stew! It's quite... refreshing."
  8. "On your left, you'll see our amphibious friend, Artie the Alligator. He loves to play hide and seek with the locals. They say he's really good at blending in, but I can't quite 'croc' the code."
  9. "As we venture deeper into the jungle, watch out for the rare and elusive butterflies. They're known for their stunning beauty and their tendency to forget where they left their keys."
  10. "And now, for a surprise – the backside of water! Yes, folks, that's H2O, the only element that you can enjoy from both sides. Now that's what I call liquid magic!"
There you have it, brave souls! A taste of the wild and witty journey you're about to embark upon. Keep your smiles wide and your laughter even wider, as we continue to cruise through the magical mysteries of the jungle!
 

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