Disney Does It All

[WDWspider]

Just to keep confusion down... this is an April Fool's Thread.

Disney just officially announced... COASTER KINGDOM is coming.

Officials during the Press Release stated...

"we want to be known for our Disney parks on all levels. The addition of Coaster Kingdom will not only Herald in the new wave of Disney Thrill Parks across the globe, but we are going to open this park with a Record Breaking 23 Coasters. Each will be superbly themed to appear like an average Six Flags Coaster, and we will be sure to cut costs everywhere to bring the true "typical" amusement park flair to each and every visitor. One of the first thing guests will notice upon entering is Barker Street, USA. This land will be full of Money Grabbing Games and tests of chance that will instantly turn around the bottom line on the park."

Many more announcements were made in Disney the other day, all of which you can read here... It is a glorious day indeed.

 

[WDWspider]

Another cool bit of news... Disney buys Universal.

"What better way to eliminate the competetion, than to buy them."

One of the first moves of the company will be to dismantle the anti-Disney attraction Shrek 4D which has not even opened in the park yet. All the Comic Strip Characters will be kicked out to the curb and a new incarnation of Ariel's Grotto will go in place of Toon Lagoon. The McBean Driving Machines will remain closed, cause Disney can't even expand their own Resort Monorails, much less another parks. Expect to spill over into Disney parks from the merger as well. Kong: the Expedition is being Imagineered for a new interactive ride experience at the AK park right now, and Imagineers have confidence that the new River Ride reopening at AK with Jaws will give a truly real look and feel to the creature that Universal never could. The sequel to Haunted Mansion will have the attraction revamped and guest starring the Ghost Busters. Twister will be moved to the future site of the Wheather Pavilion at EPCOT and many other minor changes will abound. The enhancements to the Great Movie Ride will be more than worth the trouble of this merger.

 

[WDWFREAK53]

BEASTLY KINGDOM HAS BEEN GREEN LIGHTED!!!

The largest animatronic dragon ever made will be the finale of the new MAJOR E-Ticket attraction slated to open April 1, 2005. Forbidden Mountain's Yeti will soon meet his match when Diablo, the fire-breathing monster debuts across the park.

 

[MKCustodial]

Oh man, you shouldn't have given it away! :lol: You should've done like Bish did, straight in the "News and Rumors" section. Steve can take care of it tomorrow...