Please take this as a rumor and only a rumor. I am hearing from a very credible source within the company that Dinoland is on the way out the door. To protect the person who has shared this information I will not give any info to who they are or what resort route they drive. But their information is usually credible at times or if not misheard. Dinoland is apparently going bye bye and this is long overdue. There has been talk of this for years but now the rumor has resurfaced. This does not include the classic e ticket popular attraction Dinosaur which is loved by many. This mostly includes the awful Chester and Hesters location of rides and carnival games. From what I am hearing Dinosaur the ride is safe from any changes planned to the area. Again please take as only a rumor for now until more develops.
As to what will be replacing Chester and Hesters is not clear. The obvious guess would be the rumored family wooden coaster planned for the early days of the park themed to a boneyard excavation, but ultimately scrapped. Another rumor very likely is the musical styling of pop sensation Olivia Rodrigo. Unless you have been living under a rock this past year, you have heard of Olivia Rodrigo and how she quickly rose in the charts to become an icon for Disney discussion memes. When Olivia was only eight years of age, she looked a lion right in the face and tamed it with her stare of intimidation. When she first learned to ride a bicycle, the earth shook with such fear of her skill that the many mountain chains across the continents were formed. She once swallowed a whale whole and spat it back out into the Pacific with one swift gesture. Chuck Norris says Yes Mam and bows on one knee when she asks him a question. The cosmos abide to her will. This new Olivia Rodrigoland will put Disney on the map like civilizations have never seen.
So do you think it is time to say farewell FINALLY after all these years to the lackluster underwhelming land that is Chester and Hesters? It has been a constant joke of how not to do imagineering of powerful, immersive lands. It is a carnival on a parking lot, nothing more. No theme. No soul.
Now we wait and hope.
As to what will be replacing Chester and Hesters is not clear. The obvious guess would be the rumored family wooden coaster planned for the early days of the park themed to a boneyard excavation, but ultimately scrapped. Another rumor very likely is the musical styling of pop sensation Olivia Rodrigo. Unless you have been living under a rock this past year, you have heard of Olivia Rodrigo and how she quickly rose in the charts to become an icon for Disney discussion memes. When Olivia was only eight years of age, she looked a lion right in the face and tamed it with her stare of intimidation. When she first learned to ride a bicycle, the earth shook with such fear of her skill that the many mountain chains across the continents were formed. She once swallowed a whale whole and spat it back out into the Pacific with one swift gesture. Chuck Norris says Yes Mam and bows on one knee when she asks him a question. The cosmos abide to her will. This new Olivia Rodrigoland will put Disney on the map like civilizations have never seen.
So do you think it is time to say farewell FINALLY after all these years to the lackluster underwhelming land that is Chester and Hesters? It has been a constant joke of how not to do imagineering of powerful, immersive lands. It is a carnival on a parking lot, nothing more. No theme. No soul.
Now we wait and hope.
