No. Guests are expected to get drunk on magic.
I mean, I don't like your answer, but it made me chuckle.
I have read several reports on other forums that you can indeed order alcohol with the DDP at Ohana for breakfast and dinner. The only exclusion being that any drink served in a specialty glass/pineapple would be served in a regular glass.
Follow up: I have been following this topic closely in trip reports and it appears that most buffets include alcohol with the DDP, the only exclusion I have seen is possibly the CG brunch which I saw one account where it was considered included but another where it wasn’t so it may have been unclear to CM when DDP2018 was rolled out. Also I read reports that retuarants are deciding individually what is and isn’t included and that most drink menus now signify this. Typical exclusions across the board appear to be flights of beer/wine etc. as well as more expensive pours of wine (above ~14 for 1 credit TS and ~20 for signature).
I was served a Lapu Lapu in the pineapple on my trip two weeks ago at Kona as my specialty drink.
Out of curiosity were you using DDP or Deluxe? In reports I read it seemed to be a possible factor.
I had the standard DDP.
Sounds promising! Not that it matters a whole ton but drinks in a pineapple are just more fun!
