corrupt a wish

[trr1]

For those of you that don't know, one person posts a wish. The next person answers that wish, but adds negative consequences. And then they post a wish of their own. For example:
Person one - "I wish that I was the best skiier in the world."
Person two - "Granted, but you have to live in a place where there is nowhere to ski. I wish that I could have the TV series Dresden Files series one on DVD before it's released."
Person three - "Granted, but as some episodes haven't been made yet you only get footage of the scenery. I wish..."

and on and on and on

ok here we go

I wish I had lifetime passes to WDW

 

[unkadug]

Granted, but you have been trespassed from Disney property.

I wish I had two Million Dollars

 

[SAV]

Granted, but you are fined $3,000,000 for failing to pay taxes on it.

I wish I lived in Florida

 

[trr1]

Granted, but you are fined $3,000,000 for failing to pay taxes on it.

I wish I lived in Florida

granted but its Florida new york

I wish for a new car

 

[englanddg]

Granted, but then you would have a car payment and higher insurance rates.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I a girl, if I did I would call her.

 

[SAV]

Granted, but your life will be as confusing as your post was.

I wish I could go fishing in World Showcase Lagoon.

 

[trr1]

granted but all you catch is a wet butt and a hungry gut

i wish that a new country would be added world showcase

 

[Bethypoo]

Granted. But when you try to go to leave and go to another country you are accused of being a spy and tortured for hours.

I wish I could go on a five hour shopping spree at Epcot.

 

[MouseDreaming]

Granted. But you ran out of $ 6 hours ago.

I wish I could have a Dole Whip float right now.

 

[SAV]

Granted, but that will be your final Dole Whip EVER.

I wish I could be a CM at WDW.

 

[trr1]

granted but you are only assigned to the ticket booth for parking

I wish for honeymoon island on discovery island

 

[MouseDreaming]

Granted. As an added feature, Disney has decided to have private pool suites, and you get to clean them.

I wish I could buy a home at Golden Oaks.

 

[ndiniz]

Granted, but you have no idea of where Golden Oaks really is in WDW, so, TOO BAD! LOL!

I wish I could be in a Phineas & Ferb episode!

 

[MouseDreaming]

Granted. You are now a giant bouncing baby head.

I wish I was relaxing at a table by Casey Corner, listening to some ragtime piano.

 

[NYwdwfan]

Granted. You are now a giant bouncing baby head.

I wish I was relaxing at a table by Casey Corner, listening to some ragtime piano.

Granted - but 3 tour groups have crammed themselves into the tables next to you.

I wish I could be sitting on the sand in Stormalong Bay.

 

[trr1]

granted but it is drained for a refurb

I wish for @Nemo14 to enjoy spring

 

[Nemo14]

granted, but it's spring in Antarctica

I wish I was beautiful

 

[Bethypoo]

Granted, but everyone on earth has suddenly become blind

I wish Disney would bring back 8 Trax.

 

[trr1]

granted but it is now a music store

I wish for the yeti to be fixed

 

[MouseDreaming]

Granted. Here's some scotch tape and a screw driver. Go for it!

I wish I was sitting by the Sassagoula river.