corrupt a wish

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, you are awarded everything you've ever wanted....but you have to pay taxes on it.

I wish for someone to mow the lawn and pull the weeds in my garden.

 

[unkadug]

Granted, you are awarded everything you've ever wanted....but you have to pay taxes on it.

I wish for someone to mow the lawn and pull the weeds in my garden.

Granted but the gardener didn't understand and pulls up all your flowers and shrubs also.

I wish I never had to do laundry.

 

[networkpro]

Granted, but it's as a result of developing an allergic reaction to wearing any material next to your skin.

I wish paint the night would be the nightly Magic Kingdom parade.

 

[unkadug]

Granted, but it's as a result of developing an allergic reaction to wearing any material next to your skin.

I wish paint the night would be the nightly Magic Kingdom parade.

Granted, but the parade lasts ALL NIGHT LONG.

I wish I didn't have to walk around naked all the time as a result of my allergic reaction to wearing anything next to my skin!

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted you are now required to wear a parka and mukluks 24-7.

I wish @unkadug doesn't suffer heat stroke.

 

[unkadug]

Granted you are now required to wear a parka and mukluks 24-7.

I wish @unkadug doesn't suffer heat stroke.

Granted, as I decide to move to Alaska to avoid the fashion Police.

I wish I knew how to build an Igloo.

 

[trr1]

granted but its made from urine

I wish @JenniferS would play

 

[JenniferS]

granted but its made from urine

I wish @JenniferS would play

Granted.

I wish I better understood this game.

 

[trr1]

Granted.

I wish I better understood this game.

granted For those of you that don't know, one person posts a wish. The next person answers that wish, but adds negative consequences. And then they post a wish of their own. For example:
Person one - "I wish that I was the best skiier in the world."
Person two - "Granted, but you have to live in a place where there is nowhere to ski. I wish that I could have the TV series Dresden Files series one on DVD before it's released."
Person three - "Granted, but as some episodes haven't been made yet you only get footage of the scenery. I wish..."

and on and on and on

i wish @tcool a long summer vacation

 

[tcool]

Granted, but next year there is no summer break

I wish everyone was at Disneyland for it's 60th Anniversary

 

[JenniferS]

Granted, but the park closes due to capacity just as you walk up to the turnstile.

I wish I had remembered that tomorrow is Victoria Day, and had gotten my nails done on Saturday.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted they run out of polish and use Sharpie markers.

I wish for free tickets to Tomorrowland.

 

[networkpro]

Granted but their delivery day is always tomorrow (as in paging Mr Tom Morrow).

I wish Dream along with Micky included a vignette with multiplying strollers.

 

[trr1]

granted it includes Donald Duck in math magic land

i wish i had Donald Duck in math magic land on DVD

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted but you have to enter the first 100 numbers of pi each time you want to watch it.

I wish I had Silly Symphonies on dvd.

 

[networkpro]

Granted, but the disk is coated with a coat of sugar from a Gastons Sweetroll

I wish LeFou's Brew actually had alcohol in it.

 

[JenniferS]

Granted, but it is O'Doul's, so it hardly counts.

I wish I had gotten more than two hours' sleep.

 

[networkpro]

Granted, but unfortunately it was two hours and thirty seconds.

I wish I had a fourth pond at the ranch as for the first time in a decade, the other three are full.

 

[JenniferS]

Granted, but all four are over-run with algae.

I wish that I had lost 10 lbs instead of gaining 10.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted lbs means little boy scouts, you now have ten more males in your house.

I wish @JenniferS calls all the little boy scouts parents to come pick them up thus removing 10 lbs.