corrupt a wish

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but your cruise will be in a row boat.

I wish that Luke Skywalker would rescue my Darth Vader cupcake from the Star Wars Rebel Control Team.

 

[RMichael21]

Granted, but Luke Skywalker becomes Darth Vacer and gives the cupcake back to the Star Wars Rebel Control Team.

I wish the Star Wars Rebel Control Team was a real thing.

 

[tcool]

granted, but your taken away as they think your a double agent..

I wish I don't get as easily distracted...

 

[RMichael21]

Granted but you become too focused on everything and don't pay attention to anything else.

I wish for a giant cupcake!

 

[tcool]

Granted but you become too focused on everything and don't pay attention to anything else.

I wish for a giant cupcake!

Granted your squished by it

I wish @RMichael21 was ok after getting squished.

 

[RMichael21]

Granted, but I make the giant cupcake fall on @tcool because he made it fall on me.

I wish for @tcool to be semi-ok and in Moderate condition After getting squished by the giant cupcake.

 

[tcool]

Granted, but I now am the Cupcake god and can make it rain cupcake chaos!

I wish for a genie's lamp

 

[RMichael21]

Granted but the genie tricks you and your wishes get you nothing but a bottle of shaving cream, a half eaten banana and a bottle of nice shampoo.

I wish to have a bottle of nice shampoo.

 

[tcool]

Granted it's Elsa's nice Shampoo

I wish for a monkey

 

[RMichael21]

Granted but it flings it's waste at you constantly.

I wish for $1,000,000,000,000,000!

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, all in pennies, just for you.

I wish for a sock monkey, because they don't fling their waste like real monkeys.

 

[RMichael21]

Granted, but it comes with a new waste flinging feature.

I wish stereotypes of monkeys would go away.

 

[tcool]

Granted but they rule the Earth

I hope their fair rulers

 

[trr1]

granted they keep you as a pet

i wish i had Reese peanut butter cups to share with everyone

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but you forgot to move the bags of Reeses away from the heater, and they all melted.

For crying out loud, I wish they'd finally fix the YETI !!!!!

 

[tcool]

granted he's fixed for One Day every millennium

I wish I could work at Disney

 

[MinnieM123]

Granted, but you would have to work at Small World, and listen to that song all day long, every day.

I wish I could move into the Swiss Family Robinson treehouse.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted but then you are always on display.

I wish I had one piece of every 2014 MNSSHP merchandise.

 

[trr1]

granted but it all catches fire

I wish everyone liked this movie

 

[RMichael21]

granted but it all catches fire

I wish everyone liked this movie

Granted, but people are weirded out and decide that they don't like it.

I wish that the yeti would be fixed permanently and would never be touched again except for routine maintenance and additions.