corrupt a wish

[Megalodumb]

Granted, but it replaces HM.

I wish The Black Cauldron was a musical.

 

[The Empress Lilly]

I wish The Black Cauldron was a musical.

Granted, but it features Miley Cyrus as Eilonwy, twerking naked to all the songs.

I wish tour groups would be banned from WDW.

 

[Megalodumb]

Granted, they are officially banned from WDW, and will reschedule their vacations to your neighborhood instead.

I wish you hadn't placed that image of Miley as Eilonwy in my head.

 

[Zweiland]

Granted, he placed a video of it in your head instead.

I wish I could take a picture from the top of Cinderella Castle.

 

[Princess Sara]

Granted: but your camera battery is dead.

I wish I could get married at WDW

 

[Matt_Black]

Granted, but you're married to Jabba the Hutt.

I wish that Kida was an official Disney Princess that you could meet a Princess Fairytale Hall.

 

[trr1]

granted but she is in the dungeon

i wish the congress shutdown was over (dumb butts)

 

[ISTCPilot1989]

Granted but the morons you voted in will still be there after the next election

I wish I could go on a ride at DHS right now

 

[Matt_Black]

granted but she is in the dungeon

See, that doesn't so much corrupt the wish as make it so much more awesome. There's a dungeon at Fairytale Hall you can go into. That's where the Princesses send the truly vile villains like Maleficent and Ursula and whomever. And who did they pick to serve as warden? The immortal warrior. A huntress forged in the crucible of Atlantis, surviving harsh conditions and harsher creatures. Yeahhhhh...

I wish I could go on a ride at DHS right now

Granted, but it's the Nickelback Rock 'n' Rollercoaster.

I wish the Rocketeer did meet & greets at Hollywood Studios.

 

[ExtinctJenn]

Granted but it's actually just the Far East Movement singing their song Rocketeer.

I wish I could walk onto every attraction on our next vacation without a wait.

 

[ISTCPilot1989]

Granted, but it's the Nickelback Rock 'n' Rollercoaster.

I wish the Rocketeer did meet & greets at Hollywood Studios.

Mother of god. That would be awful!!!

 

[ISTCPilot1989]

Granted but it's actually just the Far East Movement singing their song Rocketeer.

I wish I could walk onto every attraction on our next vacation without a wait.

Granted but every major attraction is broken down so you only get to ride Winnie the Pooh, it's a small world, and the Gran Fiesta Tour

I wish the Yeti on EE is working next time I am on the ride

 

[Matt_Black]

I wish the Yeti on EE is working next time I am on the ride

Granted, but it only works because the Imagineers hooked it up to Skynet.

I wish WDW would carry merchandise including but not limited to t-shirts, vinylmation, and hats featuring the main characters of the Disney animated series Gargoyles (NOT the Goliath Chronicles!!!), available to purchase all year round at a reasonable price.

 

[Megalodumb]

Granted, but when you go to buy...you discover your credit card is declined.

I wish Splash Mountain had a higher drop.

 

[Matt_Black]

Granted, but when you go to buy...you discover your credit card is declined.

Hah! I use cash in WDW!

I wish Splash Mountain had a higher drop.

Granted, but there aren't any brakes now.

I wish Jim Hawkins from Treasure Planet was a regular character you could meet in Tomorrowland.

 

[trr1]

granted but stich is with him

I wish everyone a great Thanksgiving!

 

[Matt_Black]

granted but stich is with him

Makes sense. Jim had a Stitch action figure in his bedroom.

I wish everyone a great Thanksgiving!

Granted, but I can't find it in my heart to corrupt such a nice wish.

I wish there were more food options at Gaston's Tavern.

 

[Lucky]

Granted - new menu item: 5 dozen eggs, $39.95.

I wish they built an Australia or South America area at AK.

 

[Matt_Black]

Granted, they put in an Australia area, but they make it TOO realistic, at that section of the park is seemingly trying to kill you at every turn, whether it be from poisonous animals or dangerous weather or any of the other hazards of Australia.

I wish there was a Gargoyles-themed attraction, with the Imagineers consulting with AND incorporating the ideas of the staff that worked on the show, PARTICULARLY series creator Greg Weisman.

 

[ExtinctJenn]

Granted, but they build it in Disney Hong Kong and the entire thing is in Chinese.

I wish there were daily tours of Cinderella Castle including the Dream Suite.