corrupt a wish

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted, it closed today.

I wish for a Mickey pretzel.

 

[trr1]

granted but its stale

I wish @MOXOMUMD had free hbo for life

 

[tcool]

granted but @MOXOMUMD never uses it

I wish I had a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie.

 

[Doodlyday]

Granted but all the ingredients are from 1971.

I wish Toy Story Mania was longer.

 

[tcool]

Granted but all the ingredients are from 1971.

I wish Toy Story Mania was longer.

Granted the wait is triple times longer.

I wish I could have fresher ingredients than 1971.

 

[trr1]

granted they are from 1972

I wish @tcool cooks dinner for his parents

 

[tcool]

Granted, he makes them cereal because he's not aloud to use the stove/oven.

I wish I had ingredients for the cookie that haven't expired.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted but you lose the recipe.

I wish I had free tickets to see The Book Of Love.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted it's a midnight showing.

I wish it wasn't so darn cold already.

 

[trr1]

granted but only for one day

I wish for bbq ribs

 

[tcool]

granted there from 1968

I wish for the Guardians of the Galaxy Soundtrack

 

[trr1]

granted but its on a vinyl record and you do not have a player

I wish @tcool was handsome and had a significant other

 

[tcool]

Granted he cant step foot in a Disney Park ever again

I wish to have a vinyl record player....

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted but it's not vinyl, it's made of pleather.

I wish I have a popcorn machine.

 

[tcool]

Granted but it's not vinyl, it's made of pleather.

I wish I have a popcorn machine.

granted you have to pay to buy the popcorn and every other day you must pay 10,000$ for it.

I wish to know what pleather is.

 

[Wrangler-Rick]

Granted, its a fake leather material made from plastic and unfortunately you must wear pleather underwear for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a Dole Whip.

 

[tcool]

Granted its your last dolewhip in the world and you only get a drop of it.

I wish to own a boat.

 

[trr1]

Granted its your last dolewhip in the world and you only get a drop of it.

I wish to own a boat.

granted but its only a photo

I wish tcool gets a's this marking period

 

[tcool]

granted but its only a photo

I wish tcool gets a's this marking period

Granted he already has a B (I was so close to straight A's for once)

I wish I could get a Dole whip on the 20th.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Granted but it was the 20th, August 2015.

I wish for a guest role on Gravity Falls.