I'll stop yelling at the kids on my lawn in a minute, but allow me this one rant. I lived overseas for most of the period of 2008-2014, and I was sent to Afghanistan twice during that period. So, imagine my shock when I returned to the US in 2014 to find that the Taliban-style beard had become a popular fashion choice in the US (it wasn't in Europe at the time, at least when I lived there). This would be like WWII veterans returning home to find that German army uniforms were in style.
I thought, well, at least this look will probably die out soon... and yet here we are in 2021.
All right kids, I'm going back inside to watch Lawrence Welk on the television machine. You stay off my lawn!