Comedian jokes about WDW

[1stStarIC2nite]

Hahaha.. I LOVE the Debbie Downer skit at WDW.. it's my all time favorite SNL skit.

 

[Sledge]

I can't get the Debbie Downer video to work for me. The page half loads then freezes up. Is there another place I can see it?

 

[rainfully]

Try this:

http://jkleckner.typepad.com/blog/files/snl_downer.mov

 

[Sledge]

Awesome. Thanks! :wave:

 

[bgraham34]

There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.

When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT,"

So they turned around and went home.

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Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time now and decide to call it quits. Donald goes to Mickey to console him and says, "She's been a problem since day one. I'm glad you finally saw that she's crazy." Mickey looks at Donald and replies, "No, I broke up with her because she's *bleep*ing goofy!"

Oh god thanks. I needed this...... :sohappy:

 

[joel_maxwell]

David Letterman:

Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World

10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit.

8. Air traffic control glitch causes Dumbo to smack into a DC-10.

7. Cinderella starts receiving Bashful''s subscription to "Hustler."

6. The Hall of Presidents keeps chanting "Kill Clinton, kill Clinton."

5. When you wish upon a star...not a damn thing happens.

4. Unexpected power surge brings an angry Walt Disney back to life.

3. "Main Street Electrical Parade" becomes "Main Street Two Guys With Plastic Flashlights Parade."

2. Ticket machine accidentally dispenses day passes for less than $600.

1. Two words: catapulting teacups

WOW......that is one of Dave's best Top Ten List, pretty funny...... personally, they usually stink

 

[Disney4Eva]

I remember on The Simpsons once, Homer climbed over the wall to Disney World & you can hear him say "One churro, please." And the guy says "That'll be $17.00." Then you hear Homer scream. XD it's sooooo true!

 

[MiRi]

It's not George Lopez. The comedian's name is Gabriel Iglesias - hilarious Comedy Central special.

That man cracks me up. I love his little voices.

 

[mikeymouse]

I like on Jurassic Park when Jeff Goldblum says about when the POTC breaks down at Disney World, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

 

[LoriMistress]

I remember the first appearance of Debby Downer on SNL (Lindsey Lohan hosted). The whole skit took place in WDW. It was the funniest SNL skit I have ever seen. every person in the skit (including lohan) was laughing out of character. Debby Downer is now a reaccuring act because of that skit.

Yes, all the actors "broke character."

 

[DznyGrlSD]

I'm GUILTY!!!!!!!!

I am guilty of 6, 3, 2, & 1. While I have no kids right now, if I ever have a daughter her name WILL be Ariel. Part of the reason I subscribed to this website was for the videos so I could "reminice" (SP??) I actually CRY when I watch the "Wishes" video because I was working at MK the night it premiered!


~heather

I just found these. LMAO

THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE AN UNHEALTHY DISNEY OBSESSION

10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge.
9. You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster.
8. Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah".
7. When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site.
6. You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members".
5. You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house.
4. You tried to pay your electric bill with Disney Dollars.
3. Your children's names are Ariel and Alladin.
2. You pray that nobody will ever discover your dirty little secret: That you sneak out of bed in the middle of the night, logon to the internet, and drool over online pictures of WDW.
1. You're reading this.



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[MinnieSummer]

So how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate?

 

[Laura]

LOL the Debbie Downer was funny. I've never seen the cast crack up so bad. BTW - those costume recreations were godawful!

 

[MichRX7]

I remember on The Simpsons once, Homer climbed over the wall to Disney World & you can hear him say "One churro, please." And the guy says "That'll be $17.00." Then you hear Homer scream. XD it's sooooo true!

The Simpsons have had a lot of Disney references over the years...

http://www.snpp.com/guides/disney.html

 

[SpenceMan01]

Yes, all the actors "broke character."

Jimmy Fallon started it. He can NEVER keep from laughing.

I also second John Pinnette's WDW comedy. Talks about having his Gold Bond powder in a holster by the end of the week and the EPCOT death march!! :lol:

 

[Texas84]

I just found these. LMAO

7. When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site.

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Guilty!!!

 

[Christina]

"Montreal is like Disneyland for alchoholics."

^ Some creepy guy on Just For Laughs.

 

[squib]

George Lopez does a hilarious skit about either DL or WDW. He asks for a souvenir(sp?) and he's told "What? You lost your ticket? " The whole thing is super funny.

 

[Kacki]

LOL the Debbie Downer was funny. I've never seen the cast crack up so bad. BTW - those costume recreations were godawful!

I agree with you on all three.