The chronicles of Muppetsfan

[Lord Fozzinator]

Muppetsfan: well I thought I would start a new series of specials for specific holidays, this one is obviously Christmas



Narrator: can we get started



Muppetsfan: sure, transition us into local restaurant just before Christmas to watch the dolphins game



Friend 1: who won the game, wait why am I a called friend 1



Muppetsfan: because the writer was too lazy to create full names



Friend 2: makes senses



Friend 3: the dolphins won



Friend 4: they were just lucky



Muppetsfan: awww is someone sad that our team kicked you teams behind, and that is why we are the best southern state



Friend 4: hey shut up



Friend 2: guys calm down this is supposed to be a Christmas special



Friend 3: how does this have anything to do with Christmas



Muppetsfan: we are transitioning to Christmas Day but we are stuck in here



Bartend: you know I hear in the news that Santa ain’t coming around this year



Friend 2 do you believe in Santa



Weirdo: well I don’t know about you but I’m leaving this dump



Manager: the only dump in here is you



Everyone in the restaurant: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh



Muppetsfan: that was a roast and a half



Bartend: damn that was a good one



Biker: in all of my years I have never seen a better roast than this one here right now



Friend 4: really



Biker: no



Manager: well since we are stuck in here, I brought a Christmas tree



Friend 1: where did you get that from



Manager: my pocket



Weirdo: how big are your pockets



Manager: I don’t know



Popular girl: you know I think we should just try to leave the restaurant



Muppetsfan: who invited her



Narrator: I did



Friend 3: wow



Everyone: let’s just decorate this tree



Santa: ho ho ho



Muppetsfan: shut it Santa, we are doing a Christmas tree decoration montage



Santa: can I join



Biker: sure



Narrator: they finished decorating the tree



Manager: well that took a lot longer than it should have



Weirdo: well why did you get such a big tree



Friend 3: egg nog is gross



Popular girl: now it is not



Friend 3: come on fight me



Biker: hey it’s rude to hit a lady



Friend 1: she deserves it



Biker: back down



Narrator: the entire restaurant fights with each other while I calmly watch——



Muppetsfan: I ain’t done with you yet



Muppetsfan: well kids, the message of this story is that a hectic Christmas is a good Christmas​

 

[ImagineThat3]

Merry Christmas!! That does sound like a crazy hectic Christmas.

 

[Lord Fozzinator]

Christmas Special
It was a regular night at the bar on the day of Christmas because for some reason it was still open



Jeffery: so how was your Christmas John



John: it was alright, my girlfriend cheated on me again



Andrew: why don’t you just break up with her



John: because I’m a simp and I can take it



Matias: you really need to rethink that stance



Matthew: any way, my Christmas was the best. Really had a good time



Jefferey: my Christmas was good, I actually got you guys a present



Matias: what did you get us



Jeffery: I got us all matching watches



Matthew: thanks man



Andrew: yeah what he said



Jessica: hello John



John: well hello Jessica, did you have a fun night



Jessica: yes darling



Matias: leave before we make you



Tyree: you ain’t gonna touch her



Jeffery: let us not all fight for once since it’s Christmas



Everyone agrees and they start a conversation about the recent war between Disney and universal



Tyree: by the way where is Muppetsfan



John: he’s playing blackjack with his imagineering buddies



Universal troops bust through the door



Universal captain: freeze, empty your pockets



Matthew: bro think he’s intimidating



Universal troop tips over the Christmas tree



Jeffery: you did not just do that



Universal troop: what are you going to do about it



Jessica: someone is about to get their behind kicked



Universal troops and the group start to fight each other



Matias: what’s next an evil Santa showing up



A mech Santa piloted by the grinch starts attacking the group and Disney reinforcements



Tryee: you just had to say something



Matias: sorry, let me go get my brother



Matias teleports away to his brother



Matias: yo bro we need your help



Greg is seen watching some questionable stuff on several tv’s and quickly changes the channel



Matias: you know what Nevermind



The Santa mech gets destroyed but the grinch escapes



Matthew: how are we supposed to kill grinch we can’t even kill him



Grinch: you can’t kill me



John: I will use my special ability



John walks up to the grinch



John: you are sus



The grinch yells and disappears out of the blue



2 secret agents of the universal empire take care of the rest of the forces



Secret agent: you where are the titans by the way



We see the titans also known as the imagineers playing Uno



Muppetsfan: Miru, just play your hand



@Miru : give me a second



@Disney Warrior : you have had more than a second



@Miru : maybe this one no, how about this one no



Muppetsfan, @Disney Warrior, @MickeyMouse10, @Dark PerGron, and @cdunlap scream at him to hurry up and play his hand



@Pi on my Cake : come on man, we don’t got all day



@Miru : okay, okay fine I’ll do this one, actually no



Muppetsfan breaks the table and starts screaming at him as he has not played his hand for 30 minutes​

 

[Lord Fozzinator]

The 2nd one was a rewrite. This is also the beginning of a new series of different episodes about a war between Disney and universal