christmas jokes

sonyfan · Dec 13, 2014

who would like to contribute some christmas jokes ?

here is mine

rsoxguy · Dec 16, 2014

No one yet , huh?

Q: What do you get when Santa goes down the chimney and the fireplace is lit?
A: Crisp Kringle.

Nemo14 · Dec 16, 2014

Q: What nationality is Santa?
A:North Polish

MinnieM123 · Dec 16, 2014

Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinselitis!

sonyfan · Dec 16, 2014

Q: whats the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

A: snowballs

PUSH · Dec 16, 2014

Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?

A: Because the present's beneath them.

Nick Wilde · Dec 17, 2014

sonyfan said:
Q: whats the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

A: snowballs

You're going on the naughty list.

trr1 · Dec 17, 2014

why is Mrs Claus unhappy?

Santa only delivers once a year

trr1 · Dec 17, 2014

Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.