Woody13
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At this juncture in the time parameter we once again proudly present "Ask Mister Language Person," the No. 1 rated language column in the United States according to a recent J.D. Power and Associates survey of consumers with imaginary steel plates in their heads. The philosophy of this column is simple: If you do not use correct grammar, people will lose respect for you, and they will burn down your house. So let's stop beating around a dead horse and cut right to the mustard with our first question:
Q. I often hear people use the word "irregardless," as in: "Irregardless of what you may or may not think, moths are capable of remorse." So finally I decided to look "irregardless" up in the dictionary, but I can't figure out what letter it begins with.
A. Grammatical experts disagree on this.
Q. What are the correct lyrics to the song, It's Howdy Doody Time!?
A. According to the Library of Congress, they are as follows:
It's Howdy Doody Time!
It's Howdy Doody Time!
It's Howdy Doody Time!
It's Howdy Doody Time!
Q. Who wrote those lyrics?
A. Cole Porter.
Q. I often hear people use the word "irregardless," as in: "Irregardless of what you may or may not think, moths are capable of remorse." So finally I decided to look "irregardless" up in the dictionary, but I can't figure out what letter it begins with.
A. Grammatical experts disagree on this.
Q. What are the correct lyrics to the song, It's Howdy Doody Time!?
A. According to the Library of Congress, they are as follows:
It's Howdy Doody Time!
It's Howdy Doody Time!
It's Howdy Doody Time!
It's Howdy Doody Time!
Q. Who wrote those lyrics?
A. Cole Porter.