Neither do I and I have applied for this position as stated several weeks ago on these here message boards -
http://forums.wdwmagic.com/threads/a-spirited-perfect-ten.894588/page-158#post-6537081
I should also note that if they were going to hire a guy with a science degree my piled higher and deeper in physical chemistry blows his away. So, in short, the Disney company owes me an explanation. I will admit I never did the promised fortnight of post tidying up because I had no idea how close I would be to getting the job.
You seem to think re-arranging the deck chairs on a ship that is sinking is not an efficient way to spend time. However, I would argue that as I slowly sink into oblivion, doing so in an area that is both comfortable and properly Feng shuied can, in fact, make the descent in to the afterlife (or permanent sleep, I certainly don't want to get in a big theological/philosophical argument!) very pleasant indeed. Plus, that band really did play while the Titanic went down. Play your cards right and you may even be sipping a margarita while all this is going on.
Not from this particular time river, but in an alternate path he is Emperor of Canada and Estonia.
On a serious note, I wish they would mention that Mr. Chapek was a lifelong fan of the theme parks even if it was bullhockey.