Bliss' Food Quest (open brainstorm)

[Garfield Builder]

I got an idea for an attraction at The Land pavilion. It called Bliss' Food Quest. It stars Bliss (a hard rock group consisting of Chris, Jake, Lucy and Bill), who are dressed as breakfast cereal mascots with their faces painted like Kiss. The show teaches us about nutrition.

 

[Garfield Builder]

Well, the show will start with Bliss singing "I Was Made For Eating Cake" (to the tune of "I Was Made For Lovin' You" by Kiss) as they explain that they each had a slice of Cake for breakfast before their concert.

 

[Garfield Builder]

Bonnie Appetite, the original Kitchen Kabaret hostess, overhears the song, shocked that they ate cake for breakfast. She sings, "Healthy Food" (to the tune of Miss E's song from The Letter People) to Bliss as she explains that eating cake might not be a good idea and that they should be eating healthy food.

 

[Miru]

Bonnie Appetite, the original Kitchen Kabaret hostess, overhears the song, shocked that they ate cake for breakfast. She sings, "Healthy Food" (to the tune of Miss E's song from The Letter People) to Bliss as she explains that eating cake might not be a good idea and that they should be eating healthy food.

Later, Bliss reveals that this was exactly the point, as eating your typical breakfast cereal may as well be having a cake for breakfast. They’re trying to do an expose on cereal.

 

[Garfield Builder]

Later, Bliss reveals that this was exactly the point, as eating your typical breakfast cereal may as well be having a cake for breakfast. They’re trying to do an expose on cereal.

Fūd Wrapper, the host of Food Rocks, introduces May-zing and Caine, the jungles finest protein experts, who sing "Protein and Fish" (to the tune of "Tarzan and Jane" by Toy Box) to Bliss as they suggest meat, fish, eggs and other foods high in protein.

 

[Miru]

Fūd Wrapper, the host of Food Rocks, introduces May-zing and Caine, the jungles finest protein experts, who sing "Protein and Fish" (to the tune of "Tarzan and Jane" by Toy Box) to Bliss as they suggest meat, fish, eggs and other foods high in protein.

They then sing “Fun With Ham”, joined by Ham and Eggs from Kitchen Kabaret, set to “Son of Man”

 

[Garfield Builder]

They then sing “Fun With Ham”, joined by Ham and Eggs from Kitchen Kabaret, set to “Son of Man”

Ham decided to split up with Eggs, and work with other foods high in Protein, but Chris makes food-related puns depending on protein-packed food Ham mentions. For example, when Ham mentions cheese as a source of protein, Chris retorts: "You CHEDDAR believe it! Ha! See what I did there?"