Beware...

[Steamboat_Kevin]

FOR I AM THE MAJESTIC MOOSE!
I shall eat your dinner and not clean up after myself,
I will wear your baseball caps and not give them back,
and I will even
use your toilet without asking!
You had best be on the lookout, or I will do one of these three things to you!
BWAHAHAAA!
Sincerely,
The Majestic Moose

 

[tenchu]

Originally posted by Steamboat_Kevin
FOR I AM THE MAJESTIC MOOSE!
I shall eat your dinner and not clean up after myself,
I will wear your baseball caps and not give them back,
and I will even
use your toilet without asking!
You had best be on the lookout, or I will do one of these three things to you!
BWAHAHAAA!
Sincerely,
The Majestic Moose

Its okay folks, he's just a weirdo.

:lol:

 

[Don L Duck]

And he does'nt put the lid down

 

[Steamboat_Kevin]

Re: Re: Beware...

Originally posted by tenchu
Its okay folks, he's just a weirdo.

:lol:

I am not a weirdo, Tenchu, I'm the Majestic Moose!

 

[Don L Duck]

Yo yo yo Tenchu was happning ma brother

its getting real frachizzy up in here.

 

[tenchu]

Originally posted by Don L Duck
Yo yo yo Tenchu was happning ma brother

its getting real frachizzy up in here.

Don ma homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Wat's up wit da moose boy hear? He gonna ________ on ma tank top!

Westsideeeeeee! Word!

 

[Don L Duck]

Originally posted by tenchu
Don ma homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Wat's up wit da moose boy hear? He gonna ________ on ma tank top!

Westsideeeeeee! Word!

yo yo yo then we gonna hav ta bust a cap in his ______
just lemme git ma nine and slide slide slippty slide

 

[tenchu]

So anyway Kevin, why exactly are you the mighty moose?

Is there some significance I'm missing?

:wave:

(Yo yo yo!)

 

[Don L Duck]

Originally posted by tenchu
So anyway Kevin, why exactly are you the mighty moose?

Is there some significance I'm missing?

:wave:

(Yo yo yo!)

no Tenchu he's Majestic :hammer:

 

[Tramp]

Originally posted by Steamboat_Kevin
FOR I AM THE MAJESTIC MOOSE!
I shall eat your dinner and not clean up after myself,
I will wear your baseball caps and not give them back,
and I will even
use your toilet without asking!
You had best be on the lookout, or I will do one of these three things to you!
BWAHAHAAA!
Sincerely,
The Majestic Moose

...did they tell you when they're gonna take the rubber off your walls?:hammer:




(Poor Kevin, escaped from the clinic and didn't take his meds) :lookaroun

 

[tenchu]

Originally posted by Don L Duck
no Tenchu he's Majestic :hammer:

Any relation to Queen Buffalo?

 

[Steamboat_Kevin]

Originally posted by tenchu
So anyway Kevin, why exactly are you the mighty moose?

Is there some significance I'm missing?

:wave:

(Yo yo yo!)

I will try to explain myself, Mr. Tenchu.
You see, I used to be average 12 year old Steamboat_Kevin, until I was making some toast and somehow, I was bitten by a radioactive llama. Turning me into the Majestic Moose, giving me evil powers, and it just went downhill from there.
By the way, Mr. Don L Duck, I am not a bottle opener, so you cannot bust a cap in my ___.
Sincerely,
The Majestic Moose

 

[tenchu]

Originally posted by Steamboat_Kevin
I will try to explain myself, Mr. Tenchu.
You see, I used to be average 12 year old Steamboat_Kevin, until I was making some toast and somehow, I was bitten by a radioactive llama. Turning me into the Majestic Moose, giving me evil powers, and it just went downhill from there.
By the way, Mr. Don L Duck, I am not a bottle opener, so you cannot bust a cap in my ___.
Sincerely,
The Majestic Moose

Ah Kevin, for someone who can't even be 5 foot yet, you really crack me up! :lol:

Nice career change there!

:wave:

 

[Steamboat_Kevin]

Originally posted by tenchu
Ah Kevin, for someone who can't even be 5 foot yet, you really crack me up! :lol:

Nice career change there!

:wave:

Thank you Mr. Tenchu. But yes, I am 5 feet, actually now that I am the
MAJESTIC MOOSE
I am almost 6 feet.
So, as you can see, I am totally down my brother with my bad self, homie.
I'm out, player,
The Hipster Majestic Moose
BTW, I am really cool and hip, dig it, yo?

 

[Don L Duck]

Well the kinda cap i talking bout yo you won't need no opener ma brother.
you mess wit da fro you gots ta go.

 

[Kingdom Konsultant]

Kevin, How many times must I tell you. Don't eat the paint chips!:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[tenchu]

Originally posted by Don L Duck
Well the kinda cap i talking bout yo you won't need no opener ma brother.
you mess wit da fro you gots ta go.

Yo Don, we got anuder bro in our hood!

Dis hip magestic moose is da man!

:lol:

 

[Don L Duck]

Originally posted by tenchu
Yo Don, we got anuder bro in our hood!

Dis hip magestic moose is da man!

:lol:

I DONT KNOW MA BROTHER YA'LL CAN'T BE UZIN FRAZES LIKE MY BAD SELF.

YO MAN DATS TO MICHAEL JACKSON KNOW WHAT I MEAN BOYYYYYYYYYYYY.
SORRY BOUT DEM CAPS AWWRRIGHTE

 

[Steamboat_Kevin]

Originally posted by Kingdom Konsultant
Kevin, How many times must I tell you. Don't eat the paint chips!:lol: :lol: :lol:

Pam, my homie, yo.
I ain't eating no paint chips, you dig?
My name is not Kevin either, yo.
It is The Hipster Majestic Moose.
Dig it, player.
The Hipster Majestic Moose

 

[Kingdom Konsultant]

(this is an e-mail sent to my business, it's a joke and no offense is meant to anyone)

Dear Kingdom white Folk

Iz bea wunderin if yall hirin and $hit. Iz lukin tu gits a gobb whre iz can exocist mi mind en edjacate da little folks tu grow up tu b guud mebiz of So Cie itty. Iz did tiiime in da klink du tu being reprehsivied by dah whiteman. In kunklusion, i be oprresed tu speak witch yu bout da impossibilties of a werk/reform progam sos i kan gits my feat back on crack..uhhhh trac.

Aiiiiiight
pease up anddankyu foa dis unified oppatunity

E.B White
Raway, Nu Gerzy
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