Best attraction quote (not including Jungle Cruise)

[barnum42]

3. Pirate: Show us yer lighter side deary!

Whilst it may sound like that, he’s actually saying, “Show em’ your LARBOARD side deary”.

And now for the history lesson – the right hand side of a ship was that side which was moored against the port and it would have a board going from the ship to the land – a “Landboard”, which then became Larboard. However sometime in the 1800’s (I think) it was discovered that the name Larboard sounded too much like Starboard in the heat of battle or storm that big mistakes could happen, so they changed the name to what we use now – Port.

 

[Pigtails]

My favorite doesn't exist anymore... from Alien Encounter: It's an alien! It's my mother in law!
There were a few more from that little voice behind you that I thought were hysterical, but sadly I can't remember them now.

 

[jrashadb]

Whilst it may sound like that, he’s actually saying, “Show em’ your LARBOARD side deary”.

... no need to expose yer superstructure... hehehe.

Meanwhile, this is my favorite quote from my favorite ride.

"Since the dawn of recorded time, communication has revolutionized our lives and changed our world. We now have the ability and the responsibility to build new bridges of acceptance and co-operation between us; to create a better world for ourselves and our children as we continue our amazing journey aboard Spaceship Earth."

 

[wsapooh]

"Please stand clear of the doors! ¡Por favor manteganse alejado de las puertas!"

This one is my personal favorite, too!

Some others...

"Seemba One, I see you down deah! You are in boosh country. Drive cahhhfully! I don't want you running into my animahls."
Kilamanjaro Safaris

".. be sure you know what kind of vacancy you're filling.."
ToT

"Hurrry baaaack! Hurry baaaack! Be sure to bring your.. death certificate."
HM

I've got lots more that are favorites of mine but, at the moment, that's all I can come up with. I'll keep thinking.

 

[GoofyFan1]

"Yoho, Yoho, a pirates life for me." POTC

"Huuuurry baaack, huuuurry baaack, we'll be waiting, huuuurry baaack!" HM

 

[Amsi]

Right before the big drop on Splash Mountain when the vultures say "I'll show ya a laughin' place" or something along those lines. Those crazy birds always crack me up.

 

[Rora]

-Welcome foolish mortals
-dead men tell no tales
-no need to expose your super structure
-Paging Mr Morrow...
-"All the guys that turn me on...turn me down"
-"there's a great big beautiful tomorrow..."

 

[Nansafan]

Hang on to your hats and glasses, 'cause this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness!

Also, as my signature says,

"Please watch your headnstep." (Still don't know where that is.) :lol: :lol:

 

[boobis]

Hi im dorothy, im dottie , IM MAX yeah debbie was sick so the union sent me- The 3d's

The time is now on a night like the one we just witnessed- ToT ( even though when i rode it was a bright and sunny day)

May the force be with you because i won't- star tours boarding CM

I see this is your first flight, it's mine too- rex , star tours

 

[OliveMcFly]

Muppet Vision 3D. *tune of m-i-c-k-e-y* "da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Hello, how are you, welcome to my park!" Rizzo Rat as Mickey Mouse!

 

[yellowstoner]

My favorite doesn't exist anymore... from Alien Encounter: It's an alien! It's my mother in law!
There were a few more from that little voice behind you that I thought were hysterical, but sadly I can't remember them now.

"Please don't eat me.....here.....eat.....THIS ONE!" chomp, chomp, chomp

 

[General Grizz]

From Cranium Command:

"Blinky, you leadfoot, if you moved any slower you'd be going backwards! Putting you in a chicken is cruelty to animals! I'm gonna stick you in a squid, a lumpfish, a talk show host!"

"Blink, blink, breathe, breathe, day in, day out. Never a 'Thank you,' never a 'Job well done."

"Ahem! Come now, gentlemen. I'm sure I needn't point out the negative impact in both social and academic dimensions of your Neanderthal tactics."

"We'll probably be put on suspension for this. We can kiss Harvard good-bye. No job. No upwardly mobile lifestyle. I hope you're proud of yourself, young man. You obviously have no need for logic whatsoever. Thank you so much, and good night."

"Listen to us now and believe us later. If we were 30 years older, we'd be attacking you right now. "

"Seal all exits! Seal all exits!"

"Take charge, lunkhead! Be calm, cool, collected, serene, balanced, centered, and relaxed. Like ME!!"

"Cluck! I don't need one. I'm going into politics."

"Ooh man, she's cute. Just look at the way her eyes glisten in that fluorescent tube lighting."

"Madame, you forgot your child. Oh. That's your husband. I'm very sorry. I mean that."

 

[Pirate Pixie]

Huurrrry baaaack and don't forget to bring you death certificate!-HM

One little spark of insiration is at the heart of all creation.-Figment

 

[firedancer2000]

"The ghost has chosen you, and will follow you home!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Like I wasn't paranoid already... :lookaroun

 

[Tara Mae]

Wondering why we can't include Jungle Cruise...is it because their jokes are mostly made up??

HM: But beware of HITCHIKING GHOSTS!

HM, again: Mme. Leota: Hurry Back, hurry back! Be sure to bring your...death certificate.


HM, yet again: "Ghost Host Narration":
When hinges creak in doorless chambers, when strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls, whenever candlelights flicker, where the air is deathly still, that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with goulish delight!!

And, can ya guess? HM!: MMe Leota: Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat, call in the spirits where ever they're at! Goblins and ghoulies, from las Halloween, awaken the spirts with your tamborine....*The following were cut, I think, I always come in at the previos line...*Rap on a table, it's time to respond; send us a message from somewhere beyond! Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond; let there be music from regions beyond...Wizards and witches, wherever you dwell, give us a hint by ringing a bell! *i think this has changed, but this is my fave*