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Agreed. Constance will be changed to a 4k screen of Gamora in my brilliant re-imagining of the Haunted Mansion!
Where do I start? OK - let's be real, the Haunted Mansion is an outdated attraction built on the foundation of a dull and hopeless story. The "Doom buggies" are rough, The ride is too dark, it's offensive to the deceased, and in business terms it's an overall non-money maker for merchandising. I mean how can you compete with the likes of Marvel, Pixar, and Star Wars? The goblin candle holder isn't as cute as the green Toy-Story Alien popcorn basket - or the dancing baby Groot. And Haunted stuff really isn't fun. It doesn't scream Disney presents Marvel & Pixar & Star Wars & 20th Century Fox to me.
Sure, there are a handful of people who go to the parks for just the parks.. these fascinating creatures just love attractions like "Splash Mountain" and "Big Thunder".. pfft.. but where's the fun in that? Most people now and days, including myself, are going for The Incredibles (Jack-Jack's on a stick is precious!) and the Bing-Bong Candy and Mission Breakout (Those television screens are gorgeous and beat the heck out of special effects). We need a refreshing experience that a younger audience can relate to. I don't want my child to tear up and ask me "daddy, how come the host is a scary man with a deep voice?" and i'd have to look her straight in the eyes and answer that with a broken heart. It's as disgusting as the old redhead scene.
Like I said, we need an amazing experience, something great - something fantastic. After all my research, I think the new ride should be "Marvel presents Baby Groot's House of Fun". Great for the whole family! And just think of the cute merchandise! The idea of music playing throughout the house, such as "O-o-h Child" by Five Stairsteps or "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell really excites me, as it assists Baby Groot's efforts to show us his wonderful home! What're your thoughts?
One day you'll all see that my idea will be as successful as the critically-acclaimed Mission:Breakout!
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I thought Tuck & Roll was the best thrill ride ever?Right around the same time we all acknowledge that F&F is the best thrill ride of all time.
I thought Tuck & Roll was the best thrill ride ever?
To be fair, it'd be hard to make Constance worse then she is. I'd welcome any change to her, in the hopes that it might be better.
To be fair, it'd be hard to make Constance worse then she is. I'd welcome any change to her, in the hopes that it might be better.
and the projector that puts her face on the headTurning off the speaker that plays her dialogue would be a start.
I just think of 007 running over a bunch of crocodiles during that part. Works like a charm.
We should also retheme the Jungle Cruise! It’s offensive to many indigenous cultures around the world. INSTEAD WE CAN BUILD “King Louie’s Jungle Adventure!” It’ll be a fun (and inoffensive) adventure through the jungle as your tour guide, King Louie, leads you through the wacky world of the Jungle Book!
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One day you'll all see that my idea will be as successful as the critically-acclaimed Mission:Breakout!
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Easily done, since I met 007(Pierce Brosnan) at the mansion exit once.I just think of 007 running over a bunch of crocodiles during that part. Works like a charm.
I was pleasantly surprised with Mission Breakout. The California Tower wasn’t as good as Florida’s anyway. Now they have something unique.
I think we’re close to all the Haunted Mansions being rethemed
Mon, September 3, 2018 Addams Family to Move into Phantom Manor this Spring
by Thomas Mith, Editorial Content Director, Disney Parks
We are very proud to announce that we are reimagining a beloved attraction and infusing it with a little more Disney Magic! Starting on April 20th of 2019 the Addams Family will have frightful fun at the Phantom Manor at Disneyland Paris. The new experience will make young and old love the Phantom Manor all over again!
“We’re very excited about the future of Disneyland Paris and continue to invest in its long-term success,” said Iger. “The resort is already the leading tourist destination in Europe, and the transformative expansion we announced today will add even more of our beloved characters and unparalleled storytelling to create new lands, attractions and entertainment that further elevate the guest experience and drive new opportunities for tourism in this dynamic region.”
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This new development will build on the success of the resort’s 25th Anniversary celebration and enhance the guest experience for millions of visitors in the years to come. We can’t wait to share more details with you soon!
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