Answering machine messages

[aim]

My boyfriend's voicemail goes something like this:

Hey............................PAUSE.......................................this is Kevin, you got my voicemail.


If you aren't paying attention, it catches you off guard! It's quite funny. :lol:

 

[MicBat]

I have a friend of mine's that does something like that...

Hello?............. Hello?!............. Helloooooo??.... Come on, stop messing around....... HAHA!! Just kidding! Leave me a message.

The first time I did it, I was screaming into my cell phone thinking it was something with the connection! :lol:

 

[Woody13]

Now I lay me down to sleep;
Leave a message at the beep.
If I die before I wake,
Remember to erase the tape.

 

[mkt]

"Hi! This is Rob. I ate the mexican jalapeño bean chili dip, and I washed it down with a gallon of gin. I'll be in and out all day."

 

[CmdrTostada]

very cool rob. I dont have an answering machine, i have the answering service.

 

[Woody13]

"Hello. This is Rob's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm so depressed. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone. Life. Don't talk to me about life. Just leave your name and number after the beep. Here comes the beep, how I hate that beep, it's so cheery sounding."

 

[mkt]

*EDIT!*

 

[PhotoDave219]

Originally posted by Woody13
"Hello. This is Rob's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm so depressed. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone. Life. Don't talk to me about life. Just leave your name and number after the beep. Here comes the beep, how I hate that beep, it's so cheery sounding."

I'm sorry, that should have been 42 times. But i;m sorry, we must remove your post for an intergalatic off ramp...

 

[Woody13]

"DON'T PANIC....just leave your message at the sound of the exploding galaxy....and thanks for all the fish!"

 

[Bagheera]

Doesn't matter to me. I know where my towel is.

 

[Woody13]

Alright Baggy! Me too! Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. You are truly a frood and hoopy guy that knows where their towel is!

 

[wizard12]

Originally posted by pocahontas79

(Just no George Castanza- Seinfeld )

That was my suggestion when I read the topic...:lookaroun

 

[Maria]

Re: Re: Answering machine messages

Originally posted by wizard12
That was my suggestion when I read the topic...:lookaroun

"Believe it or not".... :lol: :animwink:

 

[Woody13]

2001

Voice 1 (normal): Answer the phone, please, Hal.

Voice 2 (robotic): I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.

 

[Lovecraft]

Re: 2001

Originally posted by Woody13
Voice 1 (normal): Answer the phone, please, Hal.

Voice 2 (robotic): I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.

heh heh heh ... I really like this one.

 

[Woody13]

Originally posted by Bagheera
Doesn't matter to me. I know where my towel is.

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value — you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.