I won't knock you for having an opinion. I will knock you for phrasing an opinion as fact. You might think it's an underwhelming park, but that doesn't mean the park
needs attention more than the other parks. Epcot needed attention because FW's general aesthetic was twenty years outdated and aside from a Test Track update it fell behind on new experiences. DHS needed attention because the studio backlot theme was rendered obsolete by DVD behind the scenes special features years ago and Iger/Chapek felt it was time to take the park in a new direction. Could DAK use some attention? Sure, but it sure isn't falling apart like the other two were.
I also thought it was interesting the way you gauged how much attention a park needs by how much attention it's receiving right now. Yes, MK is receiving Tron and likely an SGE replacement and that's it, but that alone doesn't mean the park "needs" attention. MK is a big park that already has plenty to offer. While it doesn't have as much as MK, DAK also falls into this category of having plenty to offer already.
Dinosaur is a sad, pathetic experience with a barely functional Carnotaurus "chasing" you around a barely lit attraction in a fairly poorly themed land.
Pretty sure the Carnotaurus works much more often than it doesn't. Otherwise, I don't know what you think is "sad" or "pathetic" about it. It's not my first choice, but the theming is really nice, the way the animatronics look and move is cool, the whole attraction is under a "strict time limit" that ends with you narrowly escaping the jaws of a dinosaur and a large meteor, I could keep going. I don't know what "barely-lit" is supposed to mean. The attraction is supposed to take place at a prehistoric nighttime. It's also a dark ride. Dinoland could absolutely be replaced though, and is likely high on Disney's priority list after DHS and Epcot's redevelopments as far as replacements are concerned.
But at least it functions, compared to the yeti that isn't half as good looking as Harold over at Disneyland. A beautifully made attraction which is falling flat on it's face with a hairband shrine and some vibration-heavy trains / broken effects.
I want the Yeti to work as much as the next guy, but it hardly hurts the experience of Everest. It breaking surely doesn't keep the ride from functioning. It's still a very solid coaster with in-depth theming, a story told entirely through visuals, and impressive technology. The Yeti is more the icing on the cake, and while it's become somewhat of an unofficial symbol of present-day Disney's greed, the ride itself is still a breathtaking experience even without the moving boy. I'm also not entirely sure how some headbands ruin the ride, but that's hardly something Disney can control. I remember reading accounts from Everest CMs on how they'd get rid of the headbands, and within about an hour they'd all be back. Everest never really was an effects-heavy ride either. I'd love for the mist to come back, but again, is that really going to make the difference between you enjoying the ride and disliking it? If you don't like the ride now, I doubt you'll like it after one or two extra things are added back in. But then again, that bird-on-a-stick did definitely set this ride up from an 8/10 to a 9/10.
Also, are you seriously suggesting Matterhorn's Abominable is that much better-looking than my avatar? At least if Everest's Yeti were to jump out at me, I'd believe for a split-second that there really was an angry hairball with teeth and red eyes trying to grab me. Matterhorn's is cool too, don't get me wrong. But just look at Everest's Yeti.
Let's go to the best thing ever made, Avatar Land, where FoP graces you with it's 300+ minute daily wait.. I blame this on the lack of rides at the park in general.
When Tron gets a 300+ minute daily wait, are you going to blame it on MK's lack of rides? While DAK could absolutely use more attractions, that never really was the focus of the park. The biggest reason FOP gets the long wait that it does is it's still relatively new and still very impressive. That and hourly capacity.
Rafiki's Planet Watch is, what, seasonal now? Really?
And as with every Disney attraction that has ever gone seasonal except Carousel of Progress, it will close soon, likely to be replaced with something new soon after. Pretty sure this is an example of DAK getting attention.
Hey, AK has some amazing things to it. The themeing really is great on an overall level, and it has some offerings i'm particularly fond of such as ITTBAB, NRJ, um.. animals and Kilimanjaro Safari.
See this is where I think you miss the point. With the obvious exception of Chester & Hester's, the theming is very impressive as you say. A theme park is about more than just the rides. It's supposed to also be about the experience, atmosphere, and escapism. DAK throws you into beautiful settings with a very strong attention to detail. It's one of the few parks I can think of where I could get a lot out of it by just sitting at a bench for 30 minutes and just stare at something. MK is already a ride-focused park. I think DAK could use a few more, but balance is key. I think right now because of the
overall experience it creates, DAK is my favorite. But, unlike you, I'm a fan of the big attractions that currently exist, so maybe that's where it falls short for you. I think, for me, there's still a slight lack of attractions, but the park doesn't need much more.
Please Note: I'm not much of a show watcher, so I did miss out on Lion King, Nemo.
But that didn't stop you from talking about Up. Which, I'm not going to disagree with you that the Up show is pretty bad, it just seems convenient to me that you'd bring it up in your argument for why DAK stinks and not the other shows. I'll always recommend Lion King. That show's a lot of fun to watch.