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(...*sigh*...did I tell you about our latest electrical skirmish?...all we were doing was replacing the wall plate - not the switch - to the upstairs hall light; when he tried to screw the new one into place, there was a shower of sparks big enough to trip the breakers!...yep, bare wires and no ground in the old wiring..that little trip to Home Depot and the subsequent re-wiring project ran us a good chunk of change...SURE you don't want him?...)