transcript of dif btw SAC and AC...
Kyle: Ahh, hi. Our friend joined your club a while back, and now he wants to molest kids. [the members just look around]
Mr. Connolly: What? Well... well yes, of course! That's what the Super Adventure Club does!
Cartman: ...Huh?
Marksman: We travel the world and have ______ with children!
Marine: Yes, what else would we do?
Kyle: Well, we thought you went exploring and like, hunting and stuff!
Mr. Connolly: Noo, no, that's the Adventure Club. We're the Super Adventure Club! [turns and approaches a world map from maybe two centuries ago] Next week, we'll be heading to the outer banks of the Amazon, where we will make camp and have ______ with children of the Ugani tribe, then it's off to the mighty Himalayas, where we will climb K-2, and molest several Tibetan children on the east summit.
Kyle: ...Dude!
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Dr. Neeland: Hello, I'm Dr. Neeland. What can I do for you today?
Kyle: Hi, a-a-our friend has been brainwashed by some fruity little club.
Dr. Neeland: [approaches chef] Brainwashed.
Stan: Yeah, he joined the Super Adventure Club, and they convinced him having ______ with children was okay with a little thing that goes whrrrrrr.
Dr. Neeland: I thought that club was for hiking and kayaking.
Stan: No, that's the Adventure Club. The Super Adventure Club has ______ with children.
Dr. Neeland: Oh. ...Oh, that's right, yeah.
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full transcript found here:
http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season10/E1001script.htm
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