So what's Star Tours going to include with Star Wars: The Force Awakens coming soon?
I don't think I'd update it just yet; depending on how well the next three films go, I'd wait a while.
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It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights! Anything can happen at Muppet Studios (the only studio-themed area left in the park) where Jim Henson’s cavalcade of creatures runs the show.
When entering into the Muppet Studios, guests will come across an open entrance gate, reading "The Muppet Studios", very similar to the studios seen in The Muppet film and Jim Henson's Studios out in Hollywood. In the film, the entire Muppet Studios appeared dormant and disheveled, having been unused for many years. However, that is not the case for this studios, which is beautifully kept in perfect order. The ground of the Muppet Studios is layered in brick, as are many of the surrounding buildings, creating a New York-inspired courtyard.
The entire land will receive significant exterior refurbishments. The backside of the facades from the adjacent Streets of America have always been one-sided, leaving open rafters and metal beams to be seen fron the other side. New exteriors will be placed to cover the backsides of the facades, to make the theming of the Muppet Studios to seem all the more realistic. The brick courtyard leads to a Muppet fountain right in the middle. The fountain features several Muppets, including Kermit, Fozzy, Gonzo, Animal, Rizzo and Miss Piggy, dressed as the Statue of Liberty.
Directly behind the fountain, guests will find the fun, outstanding Jim Henson's Muppet*Vision 3-D in a brick soundstage building, topped with a hot-air balloon, featuring the face of Kermit the Frog. The exterior of the attraction features the silhouette of Gonzo hanging from a clock, as well as a romantic painting of Kermit and Miss Piggy in a classic, romantic pose. Muppet-Vision has become a staple to Disney's Hollywood Studios and has become a favorite to many. The 3-D experience takes guests along with Kermit through a tour of a few of the Muppet workshops, including a trip to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's Laboratory, a performance by Miss Piggy and an explosive finale. The attraction utilizes real Muppets, special 4-D effects, fiber optics and smoke effects.
Right across from Muppet*Vision 3-D, Pizza Planet has been removed. Thematically, it does not make sense, even more-so with the addition of Pixar Place. I had originally intended on just making the restaurant into a new quick-service location themed to the Swedish Chef and Rizzo the Rat and his rat friends, something possibly inspired off of The Muppets Take Manhattan, but I realized that, really, the last thing that is really needed is another restaurant. I'm NOT actually getting rid of Pizza Planet, it is moving elsewhere and with the ABC Bistro, the Mos Eisley Cantina and Sci-Fi Dine-In Theater all located towards the end of the Streets of America, there are so many different quick-service locations within two blocks of each other, that a restaurant replacement for Pizza Planet is not necessary.
Instead, the space will now be occupied by the Muppet Labs. According to legend, Kermit once opened the previously-private labs so that world-renowned scientists could do research there. Unfortunately, none of them showed up. So, Kermit decided to open the labs up to anyone who came to visit the Muppet Studios. The Muppet Labs is an interactive exhibit that’s half Epcot’s ImageWorks and half Innoventions with a hint of madness and music thrown in. Fans will appreciate the Rainbow Connection Corridor, a recreation of a famous Epcot landmark.
Descending down a ramp, proceeding further into Muppet Studios, guests will come across the Stage One Company Store, a complete gift store themed to the Muppets. The store features three themed sections, one themed to Muppet Babies, the other themed to a generic Muppets set, featuring lighting rigs, camera equipment and real props used in the Muppet movies and the last is themed to the Happiness Hotel. Just down the path to the left of the Stage One Company Store, guests will come across It Feels Like Christmas, a Christmas-themed gift shop, tucked away in the corner of the Studios, themed to The Muppet Christmas Carol. A snowman is located right outside of the shop.
To the left of the store, guests will find that Mama Melrose's has been turned into Gonzo's Pizzeria Parlour Pandemonium, a great Italian restaurant, specializing in pizza dishes. The aroma just flows throughout the area. While it is a great eatery, it also makes for a great entertaining experience. Guests sit within the restaurant and from within the kitchen, a photo realistic screen, guests can see the Swedish Chef, as well as Rizzo and his rat friends preparing their food. Throughout the experience, chaos breaks loose. Fire erupts from the kitchen, a pair of rats scurry across the shelves in the restaurant, a "living character" Camilla, Gonzo's chicken lover, is brought out as dinner, as Gonzo attempts to save her by climbing through the rafters above the restaurant. Platters of "food" come to life and start to talk with the audience. Pictures of the Muppets on the wall come to life and strike up conversations with nearby diners. Quite an experience.
Directly ahead, guests will find a descending ramp, the exit of the Muppet*Vision 3-D attraction. To the left, in the former location of the Phineas and Ferb and Cars Meet & Greets, guests will find the Rainbow Connection Gardens, a small garden area, inspired by Central Park in New York City. Expect to see beautiful flowerbeds, trees, a small stream and even a giant rainbow made out of flowers. These gardens are actually a common place for guests to meet up with the Muppets themselves--Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Dr. Teeth, Rowlf, Scooter, Sam the Eagle, Sweetums, the Swedish Chef, Animal, Dr. Honeydew, Beaker and Walter.
Due to recent rumors about a new theater being built on Sunset Boulevard, you'll notice that the former Premiere Theater/San Francisco diorama has been demolished. In its place is the marvelous Muppet Theater with its flashing incandescent marquee and sparking electrical wires. This is the home of The Great Muppet Movie Ride, the Muppets' take on the history of movies.
As we make our way into the theater, we pass through several corridors littered with famous Muppet props, such as the banana sharpener, boomerang fish, Chuckie (Fozzie's dummy that has a mind of his own), crates full of singing vegetables that are heard chatting with each other, Miss Piggy's giant purple suitcases, Animal's broken drum set (two eyes peering from inside), Crazy Harry's TNT, some bags of chicken feed, Kermit's banjo resting against his bike, the baseball diamond from The Great Muppet Caper, and last but not least Fozzie's dressing room door, in which guests can knock on and hear horrible jokes from the lovable bear.
After passing by the corridors, we enter the loading area which closely resembles that of an extravagant movie theater lobby. Grand orchestral versions of songs like “Rainbow Connection”, “When Love is Gone”, “Man or Muppet”, “Bein' Green”, “Something So Right”, “Life's a Happy Song”, and of course, “Hey, a Movie!” On the walls are posters for all seven Muppet movies (The Muppet Movie, The Great Muppet Caper, The Muppets Take Manhattan, The Muppet Christmas Carol, Muppet Treasure Island, Muppets from Space, The Muppets and Muppets Most Wanted). Little statues of the Muppet characters adorn the place. At the far edge, much like the Great Movie Ride's loading area, is the theatre marquee, promoting THE MOST ACCURATE (not) TOUR OF THE MOVIES EVER!, which the vehicles pass under. The whole feel of the area is very uppity, not giving a single clue as to what's in store.
Our vehicles then pull into the loading area ready for adventure as a cast member helps us get into our seats. Our vehicles will be the same as the Great Movie Ride, but much smaller. They will seat 5 per row with 4 rows. And these will be painted yellow with “Muppet Studios” printed on the back. Kermit is then heard giving us a quick safety spiel: “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, before we begin our trip through the movies, just a few simple reminders: there is no flash pictures or smoking allowed during the tour, remain seated at all times, with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the tram, please watch your children and might I say, good luck!” Our trams begin moving forward as we pass underneath the marquee which appears to have teeth as well as eyes. Inside, we pass through a tunnel of flashing yellow and green lights as a grand musical orchestration of the Muppet Show theme plays, a la Muppet*Vision 3D.
Coming out of the flashy tunnel, the lightning crashes as the cheery Muppet Show theme song changes into a dark and sinister violin track. We have entered a dark and dreary castle full of eerie eyes, spider-infested cobwebs, and possesed portraits with moving eyes, a.k.a. a portrait of Pepe the King Prawn in a powdered wig and black robe. Our trams continue on as we enter the filming of our first film, Beakerstein, where we find the first of many gags to come. To our left we see a normal soundstage where Gonzo sits in a director's chair yelling stage directions into a megaphone, Scooter holding a boom mic, Rizzo behind the camera, Animal eating a table full of snacks, and Fozzie holding two cords and looking at them strangely. Across the way we return to the haunted castle where we see Kermit and Ms. Piggy standing in an open doorway with looks of horror, watching the presumably evil Dr. Bunsen Honeydew bring his ten foot tall monster (Beaker with bolts in his neck) to life. Electrodes buzz and test tubes full of multicolored potions bubble as Gonzo yells stage directions.
Gonzo: OK, this is the big dramatic finale, when Honeydew finally brings his creation to life! But Kermit and Piggy are too late, mankind has no hope now that Beakerstein has been brought into exsistence! And action!
Honeydew: Bwa ha ha! There is nothing you can do to stop me now!
Kermit: (Horrible acting) Oh dear, it seems that we are too late!
Piggy: Oh Kermie, whatever shall we do?
Gonzo: And cut! Great job everyone, turn on the electrodes!
Fozzie curiously plugs the two cords he was holding together only for his tie to get caught in between them, surging a powerful electric current through him and Beaker. Fozzie's fur rises into the air, smoke streams out of his ears, and his eyes light up as he yells “Wacka wacka wacka!” Beaker suffers a similar fate, as his scruff of hair rises into the air while his eyes light up. He screams in pain until there is a huge explosion, flashing lights and walls with the word “BOOM” painted all over them. Our trams manage to survive the explosion, but the ride is not over yet. As we exit, we pass by Statler and Waldorf in a golf cart. They give a little bit of their signature heckling (it’ll be different each time you ride) before they go off into the distance.
Our trams enter another soundstage except this time the movie is Peter Frog and we are now in a set made to resemble London. Gonzo again yells directions with his trusty script girl Camilla by his side, while rat technicians work high above us. Peter Pan (Kermit), Wendy (Janice), John (Fozzie), and Michael (Walter (from the 2011 Muppets film)) fly out of an open window, held in the air by gigantic ropes and rings.
Gonzo: And action! (The Muppets fly out)
Janice: Like wow Peter, I have like never been this high, fer sure.
Kermit: Don't worry Wendy, all you need is pixie dust! Ahem, I said all you need is pixie dust!
Piggy (Offstage): Alright hold your horses bub!
Suddenly all the rats scream in pain as Miss Piggy wearing a pair of plastic fairy wings, a tiny green dress, a magic wand at hand, and a blonde wig, breaks through a painted wall screaming as the rats swing her through the air on her rope.
Piggy: Get me down from here! Ahhhhhhhhh! Help, help moi!
Gonzo: Cut, cut!
Our trams pull out of London and passes through a Western town, where the time is high noon and a showdown is a-brewin’. This is The Good, the Bad and the Cowardly. Fozzie stars as the Bear with No Name, facing off against Dragon Eyes, played by Uncle Deadly, with his partner Taco, played by Rizzo, cowering behind him. Their horses, tethered to a nearby pole, converse with each other (in high-class British accents) about what’s going on. Various Muppets peek out of the windows, one of them director Gonzo, who shouts directions from his megaphone down to the actors. The doors to a nearby saloon open, and we head inside.
Those saloon doors actually served as a transition to the next scene, where we through a dark room, eerie Muppet eyes peering from the darkness. We’re in the filming of Men in Plaid. Vaudeville music is heard playing as tomatoes appear flying through the air. Suddenly we enter a damaged street of the city, wrecked by a battle between hundreds of tiny Fozzie bears and the infamous Men in Plaid, Statler and Waldorf, armed with “tomato guns.” All the mini-Fozzies appear to be linked to a giant derby hat spaceship sitting in the heart of the scene. The annoying pests all scream “Wacka wacka wacka” and “Hey folks you have been a great audience” and “Why did the chicken cross the road?” Statler and Waldorf fight with each other as we pass slowly through the scene without stopping.
Statler: Hey Waldorf?
Waldorf: Yeah?
Statler: Doesn't this remind you of that Shakespeare play Hamlet?
Waldorf: Ya you know it does.
Statler: Well you should know, you dated his sister!
Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Waldorf: Boy was she ugly.
As we exit the fight scene we enter a Caribbean town, very similar to the one in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, but with the Muppet touch. This is the set of Pirates of the Amphibian: Curse of the Black Prawn. A giant pirate ship (aka a replica of the Hispaniola from Muppet Treasure Island) stands near the dock, as a whole slew of pirates from Muppet Treasure Island—Polly Lobster, Clueless Morgan, Sweetums, Mad Monty, Angel Marie, Old Tom, Really Old Tom and Dead Tom—raid the town. Some of them are on the shores, stealing pies from a pie vendor, played by Dr. Honeydew, others dunk the town’s mayor, played by Sam the Eagle, in the well. All of the pirates sing “When You’re a Professional Pirate” from the movie. However, none of them notice Captain Jack Tadpole, aka Kermit, poke his head out of a barrel, watching the fiasco. Rowlf stands behind the camera in a small boat floating in the water, filming the scene as Gonzo continues to yell directions, like “Can I get a little bit more pillaging, please?” and “Okay, Kermit, poke your head up now!” and “Good job, everyone! You’re starting to make me want pie.” Statler and Waldorf’s golf cart appears atop a bridge we pass under, and they heckle again.
We exit under the bridge enter a dark jungle, the sounds of tropical birds and roaring tigers in the distance. The first gag appears to our right, a steamy swamp full of croaking frogs, and Pepe who sunbathes on a lilly pad, a crocodile lurking nearby. To our left we see the filming of Jurassic Pork in progress, our trams stopping for a closer look. Once again, we find Gonzo sitting in the director's chair with his trusty megaphone, Rizzo behind the camera, and Scooter holding the boom mic. Across the way we see several pigs dressed as cannibalistic natives, holding jungle explorers Kermit the Frog and Walter hostage over a boiling stew pot, while Ms. Piggy appears tied to two wooden spears at the very top of a sacrificial altar.
Gonzo: And action!
Piggy: Oh help, help, somebody help!
Pigs: Ani-mal! Ani-mal! Ani-mal! (The pigs continue to chant)
Kermit: Don't worry Piggy we will save you!
Walter: Kermit, did you not realize that we are tied up here?
Kermit: Oh sorry, Walter.
Walter: Sure thing. Say did you catch the Mighty Ducks' game last night?
Piggy: Ahem.
Kermit: No I didn't but I heard it was great!
Piggy: Ahem.
Gonzo: Oh you should have seen it, it was amazing!
Piggy: AHEM!!!!!!!
Kermit: Oh sorry.
Pigs: Animal! Animal! Animal!
The bushes behind Piggy pull apart, revealing a giant Animal panting and breathing heavily. Suddenly his eyes enlarge as he sees Piggy.
Animal: WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN!
Animal grabs Piggy, who fights back.
Piggy: Get your hands off me, you filthy swine!
Animal: Woman hurt Animal, Animal go back to cage.
Animal disappears back into the jungle as Gonzo screams.
Gonzo: Cut, cut, cut! What was that? Honestly, Animal you were supposed to take the woman, not leave! Let's do this again.
Rizzo: Take 963!
We leave the scene as the cast gets back in their original positions. The dense jungle quickly turns into the vastness of space. We go up a ramp and aboard the U.S.S. Swinetrek. We are caught in the middle of the epic battle scene from Pigs in Space: The Movie! The Swinetrek crew—Link Hogthrob, Dr. Julius Strangepork and Miss Piggy—attempt to use their ship’s weapons to take down their foe—the dreaded Space Pi-rats (a bunch of rats with laser pistols, bandannas and cutlasses), led by the nefarious Captain Rizzo. The rats swing above our heads on ropes. As we exit the Swinetrek through an escape pod, we see Statler and Waldorf in their golf cart again. A laser beam slices the cart in half.
Finally, we enter a room very similar to the final room in The Great Movie Ride, as Kermit tells us, “And now, we’d like to end your ride on The Great Muppet Movie Ride with a little tribute to the greatest movies of all time—our movies.” And with that, clips from the Muppet movies play as “Hey, a Movie!” from The Great Muppet Caper plays. But as the montage ends, all chaos breaks loose. Muppets dance in dressed as famous movie characters, fireworks go off, props fall from the ceiling, and finally the screen falls off the wall and lands with a CRASH! in front of us.
Kermit appears in the hole that the screen left behind, and says “Well, everyone, I…I guess that concludes The Great Muppet Movie Ride. Now, we don’t want to hurt yourselves, like some people I know, so when your car comes to a full and complete stop and the doors open, gather up all your belongings and take your little ones by the hand and exit out to your right. Thanks for joining us, everyone, and enjoy the rest of your day here at Disney's Hollywoodland, and uh…I hope I don’t see you in court.” He leaves, and, after a few seconds, that giant Animal from the Jurassic Pork section pokes his head out of the hole and roars before walking away. We pass by Statler and Waldorf in their golf cart again, they give us some parting words, and we pull into the unload area and depart our car.
Statler: Well, did you think that was any better than Muppet*Vision 3D?
Waldorf: I think it was worse. At least in Muppet*Vision, you could get out of your seat and LEAVE!
Both: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
To close out the Muppet Studios, right across the street from the Muppet Theater, guests will find Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's Muppet WaterWorks, an outdoor water playground, which strethes through the unused, large outdoor queue of Muppet*Vision 3-D. The area is a great place to relax, while also offering a water feature into the Studios, which is the only park that lacks some sort of water interactivity. This is also a common location for the Muppet Mobile Lab to appear, another interactive experience, where "living character" Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker take members from their audience to help enlist in the creation and performance of their new inventions.
Muppet Studios
1) Jim Henson's Muppet*Vision 3D
2) Muppet Labs
3) Rainbow Connection Gardens
4) The Great Muppet Movie Ride
5) Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's Muppet WaterWorks
Shopping
A) Stage One Company Store
B) It Feels Like Christmas
Dining
A) Gonzo's Pizzeria Parlour Pandemonium