Mickey's Toontown
This new land, located on a large tract of land north of the park, right nearby the road CM's travel on to get to the Utilidors (hence the covered tunnel serving as a passage to and from the land), will receive a makeover to make it less county-fair-like and more fantastic- and city-like, dedicated not only to the cartoon shorts of old, but also to the comics of the period and, to a lesser degree, some of the Disney cartoon shows of the 1980s. The features will be made more family- and adult-friendly, and not just kid-friendly, so that there will be more stuff for other people to do, besides just the two houses and roller-coaster from back when the area was Mickey's Toontown Fair.
Once on the other side of the tunnel, you're in a small garden area. In the middle of the garden is a nice new fountain which has both Mickey and Minnie and Donald and Daisy embracing each other in it. Nearby this garden, in the middle of a circular flowerbed, a giant sign is located, bearing the name "Mickey's Toontown". The sign is held up by statues of Mickey and Donald. Step beyond this sign, and you'll find yourself in the heart of Toontown. Immediately to your left, you'll find Goofy's Paint 'n' Playhouse, where you can use Toontone Splat Master paint applicators and help Goofy redecorate his room. These tools are really easy to use! Just point your Splat Master at the wall or furniture you want to paint, and activate! Everyone's efforts together are sure to result in a truly "toony" room!
Von Drake steps out onto the stage and shows off his latest invention: an elaborate machine with various screens on it. He calls it the Thought Scanner. What it does, he says, is it can display one's thoughts onto the screens (in full view of others) and hopefully make them easier to identify, observe, analyze and diagnose. He plans to make someone his guinea pig to try it out... and quickly settles on a stubborn and averagely angry Donald Duck. Using the Thought Scanner, Von Drake hopes to get to the root of Donald's signature short temper. Once the formalities are taken care of, Von Drake flips a switch on the machine and it hums to life. The experiment is underway.
First, they review episodes from Donald's childhood, his respective relationships with his three nephews and Daisy and his many brushes with Pluto, Pete and Chip 'n' Dale (all seen through clips of various Donald shorts displayed on the screens). After that, they next stumble onto the duck's thoughts about Mickey Mouse himself. Of the two, Donald claims that he is the better actor and imagines filling Mickey's big yellow shoes in such roles as Steamboat Willie (complete with a title card spoofing the original one), Fantasia, and The Mickey Mouse Club (complete with a disgruntled Mickey shouting his name over the "Donald Duck Club" theme song).
Von Drake is pleased with the progress they're making, and so begins to ask Donald what he thinks of his other friends. Unfortunately, he can't comprehend a word Donald is saying. When he makes this fact known, Donald gets enraged and throws a big fit, accidentally causing Von Drake's invention to blow a major fuse. Then it hits Von Drake: it's Donald's voice! The reason Donald loses his temper so much is the result of a subconscious emotion of people unable to understand him. Hoping this advice will help cure Donald, Von Drake then proceeds to perform a series of tough aggravation tests on Donald, one of which involving a not-so-subtle reference to It's a Small World, and the results are nothing short of superb. It looks like Donald will be cured for sure... that is, until he receives his VERY expensive bill! As the curtain closes, Von Drake just says with a chuckle, "Well, I guess you can't win 'em all."
The post-show area you're funneled into is called Von Drake Laboratories, which features various hands-on exhibits here. One of the interactivities here is called "What a Character!", a personality test game identical to one of the interactivities of the Sorcerer's Workshop in the Animation area of DCA. Here, Mickey and Donald will ask you a series of questions about yourself and use your answers to said questions to figure out which of the Sensational Six (Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Goofy, Pluto) you're most like. Another activity here is called "Sound Off!", where you can add sound effects to a Disney cartoon clip.
On the outskirts of the House of Genius, you'll find Toon Lake, home of Donald's boat, the Miss Daisy. However, the boat is merely just the queue for a new attraction, called Tugboat Donald. (so-called because it's a parody title of the cartoonTugboat Mickey). This is an attraction on Toon Lake, based on an abandoned ride concept dating back to the 1950s. In the book about Disneyland's 50th anniversary, there is a section all about abandoned ride ideas. One of them is a Donald Duck-themed bumper boat ride. A new 21st century version of that ride will finally come into being, not as a bumper boat ride, but as an Aquatopia-style ride. The queue will be Donald's new house, or should I say, houseboat. There will also be an upper level for extended queue, as I'm quite sure this ride will be very popular. Anyway, the ride is followed thus: the vehicles are small tugboats that take you on a wild ride. Your tugboat will twist, turn, backup, spin around in place, all while taking you on a seemingly random trip dodging jagged rocks, spinning whirlpools, and other tugboats. Also, there are interactive water elements with water blasters for guests people-watching to use. Also, Huey, Dewey and Louie are also waiting to nail you, as are the frogs at the end of Goofy's Airport. Speaking of which, some of the ride goes under the tracks of the new roller coaster. The direction your vehicle travels in is not random, of course, but controlled by unseen technology borrowed from Tokyo's Pooh's Hunny Hunt. The movements of the boats are likely to be a bit unpredictable, but the ride is fun for kids and adults alike.
On the other side of the lake is Oswald's Trolley Troubles, a new family coaster, so that grownups as well as kids can ride, too, with or without children. The queue is set in Oswald's new house, where, inside, you can find gag boxes that emit sounds when opened. The ride itself is similarly done like the old Barnstormer, which features zips around turns. But this will be identical to Goofy’s Sky School at Disney California Adventure. In this case, it features hairpin turns at first and plunges like there.
The cars are released from the backyard porch of Oswald's home in batches of two at a time. They are themed to little trolleys. Each car can seat four at a time, so each pair of cars can hold up to a total of eight people. The ride's lift hill is themed toward a giant curved bridge. The peak of the hill provides a good view of Toontown from up there. At the top of the lift, you go through some wild mouse-type hairpin turns, but then drop and go through the regular coaster trek, smashing through part of his house and through a billboard. For the climax of the ride, you go across a lake (which it shares with Tugboat Donald) and splashing across, dodging some strategically placed frogs and fish, both of which spit water at you from the lake as you go by.
Right nearby Oswald's house is Chip 'n' Dale's Treehouse. Unlike its counterparts at Disneyland and Tokyo Disneyland, this one is a Silly Symphony Swings-style ride with acorns as the seats. The swing structure will be in the form of a big tree with Chip 'n' Dale atop. People young and old can soar above the ground on high-flying swings designed like acorns. And the other thing here is that it will be themed to the cartoons we know the chipmunks for, instead of Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers. I'm sure some of us are familiar with that show, but more people are familiar with the cartoons.
Beyond this neighborhood, you'll soon find yourself in Downtown Toontown, the hustling and bustling city portion of this fun-filled town. The Jolley Trolley is always ready to take guests Downtown Toontown to the Neighborhood and back again. On the border between the two, you'll find the main hangout for all the kids in Toontown—Huey, Dewey & Louie's Roller Derby! This place makes you feel like you're back in the 70's. Disco balls are all over the ceiling and music from the Mickey Mouse Disco CD plays here nonstop. This ride is a bumper car ride, a lot like Tuck n Roll's Drive Em Buggies, but there's a slight twist. Sitting on bleachers watching the guests are Audio-Animatronics of Huey, Dewey, Louie, Morty, Ferdie (Mickey's nephews), Max, PJ and Bobby (the latter two from Goof Troop, as well as A Goofy Movie). As you bump along, they heckle and comment. Just across the way is Scrooge McDuck's Good Time Cafe, a counter service restaurant. Right nearby, in the center of the land, is Toontown City Hall, where you can meet up with Mickey Mouse in person. And who knows? He may strike up a conversation with you (yes, this is where I'm moving the "Talking Mickey" meet-n-greet).
But Mickey's not the only character you can meet here in Toontown. You can also meet characters like Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Goofy, Pluto, Chip, Dale, Oswald, Scrooge McDuck, Professor von Drake and Huey, Dewey and Louie.
The buildings in Downtown Toontown are a stunning example of... what's the word? ...triggers. For example, there is a match factory right next to a fireworks warehouse, likely to meet at your will. The fireworks factory has a detonator for you to push down. And there is a magnet store right next door to a metals factory, too. The magnet store is actually a real store where you can get Disney-themed fridge magnets. Most of the other buildings resemble the Starland neighborhood. To the left of City Hall is the Toontown Music Company store. The exterior is a building that resembles a blending of both of the palaces of the Isle of Jazz and the Land of Symphony (from the Silly Symphony cartoon Music Land). Inside the store, you can find CDs, sheet music, and all kind of merchandise items related to music. There is even a section where you can mix and burn your very own WDW Forever CDs (not unlike the old DL/WDW Forever CDs you could do from around 1998 to 2001).
The adventure exits out into the Gag Factory. A huge gag machine takes up the whole of the Gag Factory shop. And you'll have no problems finding the Toontown Five & Dime; it's got a nickel and dime above its entrance. This is where the Toontown residents get all the equipment to produce their crazy gags and jokes, so you'll be sure to find something wacky! Don't miss the "Wacky Gag-O-Matic" machine that drops toy-filled capsules. What will come out next!?
Finally, there is something here truly significant: a restaurant and the ultimate in character dining: the House of Mouse!
Outside, the restaurant looks just like the restaurant from the TV show, complete with the big "House of Mouse" sign. The interior is also like the show, with a huge screen and tables themed to that swanky nightclub. The tables all face the screen. Throughout your meal the screen plays various Disney cartoons, and the meals themselves are the same as at Planet Hollywood, but themed to Disney characters, as well as feature options for children, seniors, vegetarians and picky eaters. But the best part is that this area is the new Toontown Hall of Fame, but with more characters and no lines! There are always different characters, so you never know who will come by. All that can be said is that different characters will always come by different tables at random for at least a minute, but no more than three. It's one of the few areas in ALL of WDW where you can be sure of having at least one or two characters come by your table no matter what. Along the sidewalks nearby the House of Mouse (the new name for the residential area) will be a host of Hollywood Walk Of Fame-style stars, each with the names of the Disney characters on them. Step on the stars to trigger some dialogue from them.
Now then, I say we head back through the tunnel and head back to Fantasyland, because there's one more land left in the park: Tomorrowland!
Mickey's Toontown
1) Mickey's House
2) Minnie's House
3) Tugboat Donald
4) Goofy's Paint 'n' Playhouse
5) Oswald's Trolley Troubles
6) Chip n Dale's Treehouse
7) Jolley Trolley
8) Von Drake's House of Genius
9) Huey, Dewey & Louie's Roller Derby
10) Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin
Shopping
1) Gag Factory
2) Toontown Music Company
Dining
1) Scrooge McDuck's Good Time Cafe
2) House of Mouse