A Wee Bit 'O Excitement at Fort Wilderness

[ShoalFox]

I would've imagined this to be another "Florida Man" story for the Internet to laugh at, but luckily for Floridians (like myself), this guy was from Ohio, saving Florida just a little bit of dignity.

 

[englanddg]

I would've imagined this to be another "Florida Man" story for the Internet to laugh at, but luckily for Floridians (like myself), this guy was from Ohio, saving Florida just a little bit of dignity.

Heh...you should check out SC stories before they got ride of the mini-bottle laws!

 

[TheRabbit]

Nothing new, many similar crazy stories at Ft Wilderness

 

[Disney4family]

You can't fix stupid.

 

[SeanWM48]

i'm a fort wilderness guy and i've drank there several times. that said i've never 'turnt up' like that lol. must have been absolute madness

 

[englanddg]

i'm a fort wilderness guy and i've drank there several times. that said i've never 'turnt up' like that lol. must have been absolute madness

Last time I got blasted at Disney, I walked the circle around POFQ and PORS for about two hours. It was 3a or so, so I wasn't surprised when Disney Security stopped me, but it was a wonderful walk.

This...I don't see how one gets THAT drunk!

 

[imagineer boy]

And about around that time them Duke boys showed up...

 

[englanddg]

And about around that time them Duke boys showed up...

 

[vonpluto]

 

[GhostHost1000]

such a magical experience...

glad no one was hurt (he doesn't count if he was)

 

[Jahona]

I'm curious about him crashing through the windshield of a golf cart. He must have knocked it out as I can't see him breaking through that thick plastic. If it can stop a golf ball traveling a 150+ mph it should stop a grown man traveling 3 mph.

 

[IWant2GoNow]

Ugh... it pains me that this was a guy from Ohio. We're like the northern Florida... smh.

 

[GrammieBee]

Just part of the nighttime entertainment to create those magicaal memories. Idiots can apply.

Seriously, if he was that drunk,why was he still being served drinks? His state of intoxication must have been noticeable.

 

[DManRightHere]

That story is so redculous it sounds fake. Watch him try to sue Disney and blame them for his intoxication.

 

[MaryJaneP]

He was just trying to follow the EWP parade. Got a little wet. No biggie.

 

[Rinx]

Seems like stealing golf carts is the thing to do when drunk at Disney. Not the first time and probably not the last.

 

[dumboflyer]

This brings up so many stories of...interesting... people during my CP and post-CP tours of duty. Is there a "war stories" thread around here?

 

[dumboflyer]

It was hilarious at the time!

I would posit that "at the time" is wholly unnecessary, as it is still quite hilarious and will never cease to be hilarious.

 

[kdouglas97]

But it's not even Food and Wine Festival season!

 

[MotherOfBirds]

Florida Man

Worst. Superhero. Ever.