A prayer for the stressed

[DisneyFreak]

If you ever have "one of those days" read this:

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who I had to kill today because they ed me off.

Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they might be connected to the I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work,
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

Help me to remember when I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

Author Unknown

 

[Maria]

I loved it!
It´s funny, I got this in the mail a while ago and printed it for my office, but it was in Spanish! I wonder who did it...

 

[jay_london]

are we allowed to say the word ?

 

[markymark]

Originally posted by jay_london
are we allowed to say the word ?

Yes!! just don't take it!

 

[Ariel]

Thanks Disneyfreak!