If you ever have "one of those days" read this:
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who I had to kill today because they ed me off.
Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they might be connected to the I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work,
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
Help me to remember when I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
Author Unknown
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who I had to kill today because they ed me off.
Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they might be connected to the I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work,
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
Help me to remember when I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
Author Unknown
