you just pulled that up out of thin air.
So when it comes to creating something monumental to the point of likely earthshaking within the theme park industry like the Ministry of Magic and Monsters—they open on time….
……but when it comes to creating a deluxe version of Donkey Kong from scratch somehow that project automatically messes with opening dates.
Ya, I don’t buy it
You can't buy anything with Monopoly money. Why are the Ministry of Magic and Monsters assumed to be high-quality attractions? Because they were long planned to be exactly what they're rumored to be. They didn't say "screw it" and completely change the plans, utilizing the most rudimentary of Roller Coaster Tycoon logic, only after realizing their length or capacity could potentially be an issue, which is exactly what you're asking of them here. I'll say this one more time, since I guess you didn't catch it before: This land was always designed to be the same in both Orlando & Japan. Even before the Nintendo project was moved to Epic Universe from Universal Studios, the plan was
always to mirror the experience in both locations, with only Hollywood getting a Cliff's Notes version due to its lack of real estate. This should come as a shock to absolutely no one given Universal's more recent propensity for cloning entire lands. So no, a "deluxe version" of Donkey Kong was
never in the cards, and Epic Universe having more space than Japan never even entered into the equation. They built what they wanted to build.
Where are you getting this “overnight” stuff from????? Epic and its attractions have been in the works for 5+ years.
I'm getting it from you, of course. Do you know how many of the past five years (it's been much longer than that, btw) were spent fundamentally redesigning Donkey Kong?
Zero. We knew exactly what sort of ride it would be that long ago, and Universal themselves even longer. You're asking them to reconsider the attraction's entire design
in retrospect, ie at the last minute, because of what you
deem to be design flaws (before even riding it, mind you.) So yes, you want them to reconsider their plans overnight, just because EU happens to have more space than Japan, only half a year from the park's opening. Guess what, it wouldn't be ready by then. This should
all go without saying, but here we are.