Nah. Plenty of people (non stockholders like myself) are excited to see the rivers replaced with something new. So in the interest of brevity and at the risk of being ever so impolite… this is really dumb.
Man I remember having one of those pizza pretzels a couple years back, with an ice cold lemonade. It was great! We don't have any Wetzels here (that I know of)
Weren't the Na'vi people like twice the size of humans or something like that? I'm sure they can tie that into fitting some sort of contraption on top of the banshee and having multiple people ride them.
I was in WDW at the end of August, and saw a few people wearing these shirts. I was in complete shock someone payed $25 (or however much they are) to wear one.